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Jack Vettriano Beautiful Dreamer 2001

2009-05-14T01:00:00.001-07:00

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dozens of these rollsDibbler emerged from the shadows in the wings. There was a troll with him who, Buddy surmised, must have been Chrysoprase. He wasn't particularly big, or even very craggy. In fact he had a smooth and glossy look to him, like a pebble found on a beach. There wasn't a trace of lichen anywhere.
And he was wearing clothes. Clothes, other than uniforms or special work clothes, weren't normally a troll thing. Mostly they wore a loincloth to keep stuff in, and that was that. But Chrysoprase had a suit on. It looked badly tailored. It was in fact very well tailored, but even a troll with no clothes on looks fundamentally badly tailored.
Chrysoprase had been a very quick learner when he arrived in Ankh‑Morpork in here,' said Glod. 'They're posters. You know what that means? He's been having them stuck up in places. Talking of which, when the Musicians' Guild get hold of us–’'Music's free,' said Buddy. 'It has to be free.''What?' said Glod. 'Not in this dwarf's town!''Then it should be,' said Buddy. 'People shouldn't have to pay to play music.''Right! That boy's right! That's just what I've always said! Isn't that what I've always said? That's what I've said, right enough.'

Jack Vettriano The White Slip

2009-05-12T22:50:00.000-07:00

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fireworks go off in the sky. Reading them sometimes did the more dangerous trick of making fireworks go off in the privacy of the reader's brain.
For example, the big volume open in front of him contained some of the collected drawings of Leonard of Quirm, skilled artist and certified genius with a mind that wandered so much it came back with souvenirs.
Leonard's books were full of enemy, gunpowder rockets that showered the enemy with burning phosphorus, and other manufactures of the Age of Reason.
And there had been something else. The Librarian had noticed it in passing once before, and had been slightly puzzled by it. It seemed out of place.
His hairy hand thumbed through the pages. Ah . . . here it was . . .sketches ‑ of kittens, of the way water flows, of the wives of influential Ankh‑Morporkian merchants whose portraits had provided his means of making a living. But Leonard had been a genius and was deeply sensitive to the wonders of the world, so the margins were full of detailed doodles of whatever was on his mind at that moment ‑ vast water-powered engines for bringing down city walls on the heads of the enemy, new types of siege guns for pumping flaming oil over the

John Collier Spring

2009-05-11T23:26:00.000-07:00

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world would go to wrack and ruin if people didn't recognize their responsibilities.
She leaned forward and knocked on the door.
'Excuse me . . that's it? You carried me all the way up here for takeaway food?'
The ground skimmed past faster, and it crept over her that the horse was going a lot faster now, a full gallop instead of the easy canter. A bunching of muscle . . .
. . . and then the sky ahead of her erupted blue for a moment.
Behind her, unseen because light was standing around red with embarrassment asking itself what had happened, a pair of hoofprints burned in the air for a moment.. don't you want anything‑?'There was shouting and a crash from inside, as if half a dozen people were fighting to get under the same table.'Oh. How nice. Thank you. Thank you very much,' said Susan, politely.Binky walked away, slowly. This time there was no bunched leap of muscle power ‑ he trotted into the air carefully, as if some time in the past he'd been scolded for spilling something.Susan tried the curry several hundred feet above the speeding landscape, and then threw it away as politely as possible.'It was very . . . unusual,' she said. 'And

John Constable Wivenhoe Park

2009-05-08T00:11:00.000-07:00

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sorry to say that it appears you have been missed in lessons again.'
'I don't understand, Miss Butts.'
The Butts said, 'Susan?'
Miss Butts shuddered. This was something else the teachers had mentioned. Sometimes Susan answered questions just before you asked them . . .
She steadied herself.
'You're still sitting there, are you?'headmistress leaned forward. She felt vaguely annoyed with herself, but . . . there was something frankly unlovable about the child. Academically brilliant at the things she liked doing, of course, but that was just it; she was brilliant in the same way that a diamond is brilliant, all edges and chilliness.'Have you been . . . doing it?' she said. 'You promised you were going to stop this silliness.''Miss Butts?' 'You've been making yourself invisible again, haven't you?'Susan blushed. So, rather less pinkly, did Miss Butts. I mean, she thought, it's ridiculous. It's against all reason. It's‑ oh, no . . .She turned her head and shut her eyes.'Yes, Miss Butts?' said Susan, just before Miss

Talantbek Chekirov Missing You

2009-05-06T01:09:00.000-07:00

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worse than clowns and faces. I hear Cruces is really upset. He's got Assassins looking for the boy all over the city.'
'Oh. Well. I'd hate to be in Edward's shoes when they find him.'
'I'd hate to be in his shoes now. And I know where they are, you see. They're on his poor feet. And they're dead.'
'The Assassins 'But there's no clues! There's just some man with a gonne! Somewhere in the city! Anywhere! And I'm bred!'
The springs went glink again as Carrot stood up and staggered over to the chair and table. He sat down, pulled a piece of paper towards him, inspected a pencil, sharpened it on his sword and, after a moment's thought, began to write.
Angua watched him in silence. Carrot had a short-sleeved leather vest under his mail. There have found him, then?''No. Someone else did. And then Cuddy and Detritus did. If I'm any judge, he's been dead for several days. You see? That can't be right! But I rubbed the Beano make-up off and took off the red nose, and it was definitely him. And the wig's the right kind of red hair. He must have gone straight to Hammerhock.''But . . . someone shot at Detritus. And killed the beggar girl.''Yes.'Angua sat down beside him.And it couldn't have been Edward . . .''Hah!' Carrot undid his breastplate and pulled off his mail shirt.'So we're looking for someone else. A third man.'

Leroy Neiman Rocky II vs. Apollo

2009-05-03T23:38:00.001-07:00

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Behind them the pursuers, suddenly trying to make progress in a gap barely wide enough to accommodate a troll, realized that they were pushing and shoving with their mortal enemies and started to fight one another in the quickest, Colon. 'He promised he wasn't going to touch it any more! Look, he's had a whole bottle!'
'What is it? Bearhugger's?' said Nobby.
'Shouldn't think so, he's still breathing. Come on, help me up with him.'
The Night Watch clustered around. Carrot had deposited Captain Vimes on a chair in the middle of the Watch House floor.
Angua picked out the bottle and looked at the label.nastiest and above all narrowest battle ever held in the city.Cuddy waved Detritus to a halt and peered around a comer.'I think we're safe,' he said. 'All we have to do is get out of the other end of this and get back to the Watch House. OK?'He turned around, failed to see the troll, took a step forward, and vanished temporarily from the world of men. 'Oh, no,' said Sergeant

Michelangelo Buonarroti The Creation of Adam hand

2009-04-28T22:37:00.001-07:00

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could do that, you could do that, certainly,' said Silverfish. 'But he might not be in a position to listen. He disappeared a couple of years ago.'
. . . then when I find something to write with, thought Detritus, I have to find someone teach me how write . . .
'Disappeared? Howwas an idiot!'
'Oh, not an idiot,' said Silverfish, picking up a billiard ball that had miraculously escaped the detonations. 'Just so sharp he kept cutting himself, as my granny used to say. Lightning lemons! Where's the sense in that? It was as bad as his "voices-in-the-sky" machine. I told him: Leonard, I said, what are wizards for, eh? There's ?' said Cuddy.'We think,' said Silverfish, leaning closer, 'that he found a way of making himself invisible.''Really?''Because,' said Silverfish, nodding conspiratorially, 'no-one's seen him.''Ah,' said Cuddy. 'Er. This is just off of the top of my head, you understand, but I suppose he couldn't . . . just have gone somewhere where you couldn't see him?''Nah, that wouldn't be like old Leonard. He wouldn't disappear. But he might vanish.''Oh.''He was a bit . . . unhinged, if you know what I mean. Head too full of brains. Ha, I remember he had this idea once of getting lightning out of lemons! Hey, Sendivoge, you remember Leonard and his lightning lemons?'Sendivoge made little circular motions alongside his head with one finger. 'Oh, yes. "If you stick copper and zinc rods in the lemon, hey presto, you get tame lightning." Man

Leroy Neiman Femlin

2009-04-27T23:27:00.000-07:00

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'Trolls going one way, dwarfs going the other?' said Carrot.
'Now there's a parade you don't want to miss,' said Nobby.
'What's wrong?' said Angua.
Carrot waved his with valuable minerals in them and the silicon-based lifeform known as trolls are, basically, rocks with valuable minerals in them. In the wild they also spend most of the daylight hours dormant, and that's not a situation a rock containing valuable minerals needs to be in when there are dwarfs around. And dwarfs hate trolls because, after you've just found an interesting seam of valuable minerals, you don't like rocks that suddenly stand up and tear your arm off because you've just stuck a pick-axe in their ear.hands vaguely in the air. 'Oh, dear. It's going to be dreadful. We must do something.''Dwarfs and trolls get along like a house on fire,' said Nobby. 'Ever been in a burning house, miss?'Sergeant Colon's normally red face had gone pale pink. He buckled on his sword belt and picked up his truncheon.'Remember,' he said, 'let's be careful out there.''Yeah,' said Nobby, 'let's be careful to stay in here.' To understand why dwarfs and trolls don't like each other you have to go back a long way.They get along like chalk and cheese. Very like chalk and cheese, really. One is organic, the other isn't, and also smells a bit cheesy. Dwarfs make a living by smashing up rocks

John William Waterhouse Waterhouse Narcissus

2009-04-26T23:00:00.000-07:00

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When I married Mr.. Ogg, we had three dozen oysters at our wedding feast. Mind you, they didn’t all work.”
“And I like the way they give us all a bit o’ the wedding
cake in a little bag,” said Granny.
“Right. You know, they says, if you puts a bit under your
pillow, you dream of “Cake’s nice,” said Granny, “but. .. right now . . . don’t know why ... what I could really do with, Gytha, right now ... is a sweet.”
The last word hung in the evening air like the echo of a gunshot.
Nanny stopped. Her hand flew to her pocket, where the usual bag of fluff-encrusted your future husb ...” Nanny Ogg’stongue tripped over itself.She stopped, embarrassed, which was unusual in an Ogg.“It’s all right,” said Granny “I don’t mind.”“Sorry, Esme.”“Everything happens somewhere. I know. I know.Everything happens somewhere. So it’s all the same in theend.”“That’s very continuinuinuum thinking, Esme.”303Terry Pratehett

Mark Spain Contemplation

2009-04-23T23:44:00.000-07:00

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Greebo had spent an her dress and kicking the third elf just under the knee.
Shawn saw a flash of metal as her foot retreated under the silk again.
She elbowed the screaming elf aside, trotted into the doorway, and came back with a crossbow.
“Shawn,” she said, “which one hurt you?”
“All of them,” said Shawn, weakly. “But the one fighting Greebo stabbed Diamanda.”
The elf pulled Greebo off his face. Green-blue irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.Shawn dived sideways as Greebo went off like a Claymore mine.“Don’t worry about him,” said Magrat dreamily, as the elf flailed at the maddened cat. “He’s just a big softy.”She drew a knife out of the folds of her dress, turned, and stabbed the elf behind her. It wasn’t an accurate thrust, but it didn’t have to be. Not with an iron blade.She completed the movement by daintily raising the hem of

Paul Cezanne Still Life with Soup Tureen

2009-04-21T23:15:00.000-07:00

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. That’s very true. And you ever seen ‘em Morris dancing? “Muff to make you hang up your hanky.”
“What, Morris dancing in a city?”
“Well, down in Sto Helit, anyway. Bunch o’ soft wizards and merchants. I watched ‘em a whole hour and there wasn’t even a groinin’.”
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“Swish city bastards. Comin’ up here, takin’ our jobs...”
“Don’t be daft. They don’t know what a proper job is.”
The jug glugged, but with a deeper tone, suggesting that it contained a lot of emptiness.
“Bet they’ve the sky and the hills.”
Jason Ogg wrinkled his brows. They were always pretty wrinkled anyway, whenever he was dealing with the com-plexities of the world. Only when it came to iron did he know exactly what to do. But he held up a wavering finger and tried to count his fellow thespians. Given that the jug was now empty, this was an effort. There seemed, on aver-age, to be seven other people. But he had a vague, nagging feeling that something wasn’t never been up to the armpit—““The point is. The point is. The point. The point is. Hah. All laughin’ at decent rude artisans, eh? I mean. I mean. I mean. What’s it all about? I mean. I mean. I mean.Play’s all about some mechanical. . . rude buggers makin’ apig’s ear out of doin’ a play about a bunch of lords andladies—“A chill in the air, sharp as icicles . ..“It needs something else.”“Right. Right.”“A mythic element.”“Right. My point. My point. My point. Needs a plot they can go home whistlin’. Exactly.”“So it should be done here, in the open air. Open to

Juan Gris Guitar on a Table

2009-04-20T00:38:00.000-07:00

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Nanny. “It’s going to be on Midsummer’s
Eve.”
“It’s got to be special, on Midsummer’s Eve,” said Jason
Ogg.
The door to the smithy had been bolted shut. With-
in were the eight members of the Lancre Morris Men,
six times winners of the Fifteen Mountains All-Comers
Morris Championship,* now getting to grips with a new art
form.
“I feel a right twit,” said Bestiality Carter, Lancre’s
only baker. “A dress on! I just hope my wife doesn’t see
me!”
“Says here,” said Jason Ogg, his enormous forefinger
hesitantly tracing its way along the page, “that it’s a beaut-i-
ful story of the love of the Queen of the Fairies—that’s you,
Bestiality—“
“—thank you
“Why can’t we do a Morris like normal?” said Obidiah
Carpenter the tailor.*
“Morris is for every day,” said Jason. “We got to dp something cultural. This come all the way from Ankh-Morpork.”
“We could do the Stick and Bucket Dance,” volunteered Baker the very much—““—for a mortal man. Plus a hum-our-rus int-ter-lude with Comic Artisans...”l Three times outright, once after eleven hours extra time, and twice when the other finalists ran away. 83Terry Pratchett“What’s an artisan?” said Weaver the thatcher.“Dunno. Type of well, I reckon.” Jason scratched his head. “Yeah. They’ve got ‘em down on the plains. I repaired a pump for one once. Artisan wells.”“What’s comic about them?”“Maybe people fall down ‘em in a funny way?”

Leonardo da Vinci Mona Lisa Smile

2009-04-16T22:46:00.000-07:00

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everything! Something broke!"
"It must be the steel they make here," said Urn. "The link pins on-”
"That doesn't matter now," said Simony.
The flat tones of his voice made Urn follow the eyes of the crowd.
There was another iron turtle there-a proper model of a turtle, mounted on a sort of open gridwork of metal bars in which a "There's more of them than there are of us," said Simony.
"Well, haven't there always been? There's not magically more of them than there are of us just because they've got Brutha, are there?"
Simony grabbed his arm.couple of inquisitors were even now lighting a fire. And chained to the back of the turtle-"Who's that?""Brutha.""What?""I don't know what happened. He hit Vorbis, or didn't hit him. Or something. Enraged him anyway. Vorbis stopped the ceremony, right there and then."Urn glanced at the deacon. Not Cenobiarch yet, so uncrowned. Among the Iams and bishops standing uncertainly in the open doorway, his bald head gleamed in the morning light."Come on, then," said Urn."Come on what?""We can rush the steps and save him!"

Thomas Kinkade The Light of Freedom

2009-04-16T00:16:00.001-07:00

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looked around him. Nothing but flat rock and sand stretched away on every side.
"Don't you get the sun everywhere all the time?" he said.
"But it's much more important in the morning," said St. Ungulant. "Besides, Angus says we ought to have a patio."
"He could barbecue on it," said Om, inside Brutha's head.
"Um," said course that rather spoils the whole thing."
"Er . . . but there's . . . Angus?" said Brutha, stating at the spot where he believed Angus to be, or at least where he believed St. Ungulant believed Angus to be.
"He's over here now," said the saint sharply, pointing to a different part of the wheel. "But he doesn't do any of the herming. He's not, you know, trained. He's just company. My word, I'd have gone quite mad if it wasn't for Angus cheering me up all the time!"
"Yes . . . I expect you would," said Brutha. He smiled at the empty air, in order to show willing.Brutha. "What . . . religion . . . are you a saint of, exactly?"An expression of embarrassment crossed the very small amount of face between St. Ungulant's eyebrows and his mustache."Uh. None, really. That was all rather a mistake," he said. "My parents named me Sevrian Thaddeus Ungulant, and then one day, of course, most amusing, someone drew attention to the initials. After that, it all seemed rather inevitable."The wheel rocked slightly. St. Ungulant's skin was almost blackened by the desert sun."I've had to pick up herming as I went along, of course," he said. "I taught myself. I'm entirely selftaught. You can't find a hermit to teach you herming, because of

Thomas Kinkade Pinocchio Wishes Upon a Star

2009-04-14T23:48:00.000-07:00

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NOW CONSIDER THE TORTOISE AND the eagle.
The tortoise is a ground-living creature. It is impossible to live nearer the ground without being under it. Its horizons are aanything bigger.
And yet the eagle Perhaps he could find a couple of rocks out there. A small rock to hold and a big rock to hide behind, while he waited for Vorbis . . .
And that thought was habit, too. Revenge? Here?
He smiled.
Be sensible, man. You were a soldier. This is a desert. You crossed a few in your time.
And you survive by learning about them. There's whole tribes that know how to live in the worst kinds of desert. Licking water off the shady sides of dunes, that sort of thing . . . They think it's home. Put 'em in a vegetable garden and they'd think you were mad.. All power, all control. Lightning death on wings. Talons and claws enough to make a meal of anything smaller than it is and at least take a hurried snack out of

John William Waterhouse Lamia

2009-04-13T22:58:00.000-07:00

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lettuce leaf.
All my life, Brutha thought, I've known that the Great God Om-he made the holy horns sign in a fairly half-hearted way-was a . . . a . . . great big beard in the sky, or sometimes, when He comes down into the world, as a huge bull or a lion or . . . something big, anyway. Something you could look up to.
Somehow a been . . . ill?"
The tortoise put its foot on a leaf.
"What day is it?" it said.
"Tenth of Grune," said Brutha.
"Yes? What year?"
"Er . . . Notional Serpent . . . what do you mean, what year?"
"Then . . . three years," said the tortoise. "This is good lettuce. And it's me saying it. You don't get lettuce up in the hills. A bit of plantain, a thorn bush or two. Let there be another leaf:"tortoise isn't the same. I'm trying hard . . . but it isn't the same. And hearing him talk about the SeptArchs as if they were just . . . just some mad old men . . . it's like a dream . . .In the rain-forests of Brutha's subconscious the butterfly of doubt emerged and flapped an experimental wing, all unaware of what chaos theory has to say about this sort of thing . . ."I feel a lot better now," said the tortoise. "Better than I have for months.""Months?" said Brutha. "How long have you

Alphonse Maria Mucha JOB

2009-04-13T00:47:00.000-07:00

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wall. No matter how far a wizard goes, he will always come back for his hat.
Silence filled , which as has already been indicated is not a place for your average rubber-stamp-and-Deweydecimal employment, had some time ago turned the Librarian into an orang-utan. He had since resisted all efforts to turn him back. He liked the handy long arms, the prehensile toes and the right to scratch himself in public, but most of all he liked the way the University in the same way that air fills a hole. Night spread across the Disk like plum jam, or possibly blackberry preserve.But there would be a morning. There would always be another morning. THE END --------------------------------------------------------------------------------[1] Like rhinestones, but different river. When it comes to glittering objects, wizards have all the taste and self-control of a deranged magpie.[2] A magical accident in the Library

Talantbek Chekirov Missing You

2009-04-10T00:22:00.000-07:00

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'Of course,' said Nijel, 'with all this wild magic floating around, you could try using some of it.'
Ah-’ said Rincewind, and, 'Well-’
'You've got "wizzard" written on your hat,' said Creosote.
'Anyone can writehat, pointedly blew the dust off the star, put the hat on again, adjusted the brim, rolled up his sleeves, flexed his fingers and panicked.
In default of anything better to do, he leaned against the stone.
It was vibrating. It wasn't that it was being shaken; it felt that the throbbing was coming from inside the wall.
It was very much the same sort of trembling he had felt back at the University, just before the sourcerer arrived. The stone was definitely very unhappy about something. things on their hat,' said Conina. 'You don't want to believe everything you read.''Now hold on a minute,' said Rincewind hotly.They held on a minute.They held on for a further seventeen seconds.'Look, it's a lot harder than you think,' he said.'What did I tell you?' said Conina. 'Come on, let's dig the mortar out with our fingernails.'Rincewind waved her into silence, removed his

Diego Rivera View of Toledo

2009-04-08T23:08:00.000-07:00

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dishevelled star, and lifted the Archchancellor's hat out of its box. It felt rather heavier than he'd expected. The octarines around the crown were glowing faintly.
He lowered it into the leaden, freezing past, one behind the other, watched him with blank grey eyes.
That's why it's so cold, he told himself, the warmth seeps into the dead world. Oh, no ...
When the hat spoke, he saw two hundred pairs of pale lips move.carefully on to his new hairstyle, clutching the brim tightly in case he felt the first icy chill.In fact he simply felt incredibly light. And there was a feeling of great knowledge and power - not actually present, but just, mentally speaking, on the tip of his metaphorical tongue.Odd scraps of memory flickered across his mind, and they weren't any memories he remembered remembering before. He probed gently, as one touches a hollow tooth with the tongue, and there they were -Two hundred dead Archchancellors, dwindling

Thomas Kinkade Beacon of hope

2009-04-08T01:45:00.000-07:00

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metal objects on the floor behind them. Each one was made of four nails welded together so that, however the things fell, one was always pointing upwards.
She looked critically at the nearest doorway.
'You haven't got about four feet of cheesewire on you, have you?' she said wistfully. Shed drawn another throwing knife and was throwing it up and catching it again.
'I don't guard was not known for its responsive approach to community policing, preferring to cut bits off instead. Among the things they took a dim view of was, well, basically, people being in the same universe. Running away from them was likely to be a capital offence.
'I think maybe I'll come along with you,' he think so,' said Rincewind weakly.'Pity. I've run out. Okay, come on.''Why? I haven't done anything!'She went to the nearest window, pushed open the shutters and paused with one leg over the sill.'Fine,' she said, over her shoulder. 'Stay here and explain it to the guards.''Why are they chasing you?''I don't know.''Oh, come on! There must be a reason!''Oh, there's plenty of reasons. I just don't know which one. Are you coming?'Rincewind hesitated. The Patrician's personal

Marc Chagall The Concert

2009-04-06T23:53:00.000-07:00

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Four of us should be enough,’ said the Archchancellor.
‘I’ve never even heard him say “Yo”,’ muttered the Dean. He removed his hat, something a wizard doesn’t .
The Dean hesitated. He wasn’t too sure himself, if it came to it. But a good wizard never let uncertainty stand in his way.
‘No, it’s definitely got to be bonsai,’ he said. He considered it some more and then brightened up. ‘On account of it all being part of bushido. Like . . . small trees. Bush-i-do. Yeah. Makes sense, when you think about it.’ ‘But you can’t shout “bonsai!” here,’ said the Lecturer in Recent Runes. ‘We’ve got a totally different ordinarily do unless he’s about to pull something out of it, and handed it to the Bursar. Then he tore a thin strip off the bottom of his robe, held it dramatically in both hands, and tied it around his forehead.‘It’s part of the ethos,’ he said, in answer to their penetratingly unspoken question. ‘That’s what the warriors on the Counter-weight Continent do before they go into battle. And you have to shout -‘ He tried to remember some far-off reading.’- er, bonsai. Yes. Bonsai!’ ‘I thought that meant chopping bits off trees to make them small,’ said the Senior Wrangler

Vincent van Gogh Couple in the Park,Arles

2009-04-06T00:15:00.000-07:00

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future definitely lay ahead.
Then there was the matter of the scythe. He went to the wall where it had been hung. A bit of a mystery, that. Here was the most superb instrument of its kind he’d ever seen. You couldn’t even blunt it. Its sharpness extended well beyond its actual edge. And yet he was supposed to destroy it. Where was the sense in that? Ned Simnel was a Weird fellow, Bill Door. He’d said he wanted to be sure it was absolutely dead. As if you could kill a thing.
Anyway, how could anyone destroy it? Oh, the handle would burn and the metal would calcine and, if he worked hard enough, eventually there’d be nothing more than a little heap of dust and ashes. That was what the customer wanted.
On the other hand, presumably you could destroy it just by taking the blade off the handle . . . After all, it wouldn’t great believer in sense, of a certain specialised kind.Maybe Bill Door just wanted to be rid of it. and that was understandable, because even now when it hung innocuously enough from the wall it seemed to radiate sharpness. There was a faint violet corona around the blade, caused by the draughts in the room driving luckless air molecules to their severed death.Ned Simnel picked it up with great care.

Andy Warhol Knives black and white

2009-04-02T23:21:00.000-07:00

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BUT WE FEED THEM, he said helplessly.
‘That’s right. And then they feed us. This one’s been off lay for months.
eye on him. Chickens are a lot more stupid than humans, and don’t have the sophisticated mental filters that prevent them seeing what is truly there. It knew where it was and who was looking at it.
He looked into its small and simple life and saw the last few seconds pouring away.
He’d never killed. He’d taken life, but only when it was finished with. There was a difference between theft and stealing by finding. NOT THE CLEAVER, he said wearily. GIVE ME THE CHICKEN. He turned his back for a moment, then handed the limp body to Miss Flitworth.That’s how it goes in the chicken world. Mr Flitworth used to wring their necks but I never got the knack of that; the cleaver’s messy and they run bit afterwards, but they’re dead all right, and they know it.’ Bill Door considered his options. The chicken had focused one beady

Gustave Courbet Woman with a Parrot

2009-04-02T01:00:00.000-07:00

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really liked making rag rugs. And, above all, and around all, and permeating all, was the smell.
It smelled of long, dull afternoons.
On a cloth-draped sideboard were two small wooden chests flanking a larger one. They must be the famous boxeswith a loaded tray. There was a blur of activity as she performed the alchemical ceremony of making tea, buttering scones, arranging biscuits, hooking sugar tongs on the basin . . . She sat back. Then, as if she had been in a state of repose for twenty minutes, she trilled slightly breathlessly: ‘Well . . . isn’t this nice.’
YES, MISS FLITWORTH.
‘Don’t often have occasion to open up the parlour these days.’
NO. full of treasure, he thought. He became aware of ticking.There was a clock on the wall. Someone had once had what they must have thought was the jolly idea of makinga clock like an owl. When the pendulum swung, the owl’s eyes went backwards and forwards in what the seriously starved of entertainment probably imagined was a humorous way. After a while. your own eyes started to oscillate in sympathy.Miss Flitworth bustled in

Francisco de Goya The Quail Shoot

2009-04-01T00:32:00.000-07:00

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Windle Poons lurched aimlessly along a dark alley in the Shades, arms extended in front of him, hands hanging down at the wrists. He didn’t know why. It just seemed the right way to go about it. Jumping off a building? No, that wouldn’t work, either. It was hard enough to walk as it was, and two broken legs wouldn’t help. Poison? He voice.
‘Are you Thieves’ Guild?’ said Windle, without turning around.
‘No, we’re . . . freelances. Come on, let’s see the colour of your money.’ ‘Haven’t got any,’ said Windle. He turned around. There were two more muggers behind him.
‘Ye gods, look at his eyes,’ said one of them.
Windle raised his arms above his head.
imagined it would be like having a very bad stomach ache. Noose? Hanging around would probably be more boring than sitting on the bottom of the river. He reached a noisome courtyard where several alleys met. Rats scampered away from him. A cat screeched and scurried off over the rooftops.As he stood wondering where he was, why he was, and what ought to happen next, he felt the point of a knife against his backbone. ‘OK, grandad,’ said a voice behind him, ‘it’s your money or your life.’In the darkness Windle Poons’ mouth formed a horrible grin.‘I ‘m not playing about, old man, ‘ said the

Vincent van Gogh The Night Cafe in the Place Lamartine in Arles

2009-03-31T00:57:00.000-07:00

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threedimensional. The arm flailed vaguely ‑at Victor as he methodically threw coils of octo‑cellulose over it. He ran back to the booth and pulled out the stacks of clicks that Bezam, in defiance of common sense, had stored under the bench.
Working with the methodical calmness of bowel‑twisting terror, he carried the cans by the armload to the screen He pushed open the doors to the, foyer and dashed out into the street, where the crowds were milling around in horrified fascination and watching a fifty‑foot Ginger disentangling Itself from the wreckage of a building.
Victor heard a clicking beside him. Gaffer the handleman was intently capturing the scene on film.
The Chair was shouting at Dibbler.and heaped them there. The Thing managed to wrench another arm free of two‑dimensionality and tried to scrabble at them, but whatever was controlling it was having trouble controlling this new shape. It was probably unused to having only two arms, Victor told himself.He threw the last can on to the heap.‘In our world you have to obey our rules,’ he said. ‘And I bet you burn just as well as anything else, hey?’The Thing struggled to pull a leg free.Victor patted his pockets. He ran back to the booth and scrabbled around madly.Matches. There weren’t any matches!

John Collier A Devonshire Orchard

2009-03-29T23:46:00.000-07:00

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. a Golden Warrior, who drove the Fiends back and saved the World, and said, Where the Gate is, There Am I Also; I Am He that was Born of Holy Wood, to guard the
Wild Idea. And ‘And the People said to one another, Funny, he lookes just like my Uncle Osbert . . . ‘
The Librarian turned the page.
‘ . . . But there were among them, humans and animals alike, those touched by the magic of Holy Wood. It goeth through the generations like an ancient curse, until the priests cease in their Remembrance and the Golden Man sleepeth. Then let the world Beware . . . ‘
The Librarian let the book snap shut. they said, What must we do to Destroy the Gate Forever, and he said unto them, This you Cannot Do, for it is Not a Thing, but I will Guard the Gate for you. And they, not having been Born yesterday, and fearing the Cure more than the Malady, said to him, What will you Take from Us, that you will Guard the Door. And he grew until he was the height of a tree and said, Only your Remembrance, that I do Not Sleep. Three times a day will you remember Holy Wood. Else The Cities of the World Will Tremble and Fall, and you will See the Greatest of them All in Flames. And with that the Golden Man took up his golden sword and went into the Hill and stood at the Gate, forever.

Rene Magritte The Ignorant Fairy

2009-03-27T00:05:00.000-07:00

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M’Bu leaned on the fence and waited.
‘Maybe two hundred, give or take ten,’ said Azhural, throwing down the stick. ‘Nowhere near enough.’
‘You can’t give or take ten elephants, boss,’ said M’Bu firmly. He knew that counting elephants was a precision job. A‘Drawing a map, boss,’ said M’Bu.
Azhural shook his head. ‘Not worth it, boy. Three thousand miles to Ankh, I reckon, I let myself get carried away. Too many miles, not enough elephants.’
‘We could go across the plains, boss,’ said M’Bu. ‘Lot of elephants on the plains man might be uncertain about how many wives he had, but never about elephants. Either you had one, or you didn’t. ‘Our agent in Klatch has an order for’, Azhural swallowed, ‘a thousand elephants. A thousand! Immediately! Cash on delivery!’ Azhural let the paper drop to the ground. ‘To a place called Ankh-Morpork,’ he said despondently. He sighed. ‘It would have been nice,’ he said. M’Bu scratched his head and stared at the hammerhead clouds massing over Mt F’twangi. Soon the dry veldt would boom to the thunder of the rains. Then he reached down and picked up the stick. ‘What’re you doing?’ said Azhural.

Johannes Vermeer Girl Reading a Letter at an Open Window

2009-03-25T21:16:00.001-07:00

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box.
It was black. On it, in white, were the words ‘Noe! Noe!’
He walked away. The villain twirled his moustache. The man walked back with a board. This time it said ‘Ahar! My proude beauty!’
Another of the seated watchers picked up a megaphone.
‘Fine, fine,’‘He’s in the offices over there,’ said the man, jerking his thumb over his shoulder without looking around.
‘Thank you.’
The first shed he poked his head into contained nothing but rows of small cages stretching away into the gloom. Indistinct things hurled themselves against the bars he said. ‘OK, take a five minutes break and then everyone back here for the big fight scene.’ The villain untied the girl. They wandered off. The man stopped turning the handle, lit a cigarette, and then opened the top of the box. ‘Everyone get that?’ he said. There was a chorus of squeaks. Victor walked over and tapped the megaphone man on his shoulder. ‘Urgent message for Mr Silverfish?’ he said.

Peter Paul Rubens Samson and Delilah

2009-03-24T00:57:00.000-07:00

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a time of crisis, possibly any high-born minister of state would suffice,' she went on.
Dios looked up, his face mirroring the agony of his tendons.
'I see,' he said. 'And who would be high priest then?'
'The gods would choose,' said Koomi.
'I daresay 'Very well, then,' he said. 'I have one final request.'
'Yes?' Koomi's voice had timbre now, it was already a high priest's voice.
'I wish to be interred in the-' Dios began, and was cut off by a murmur from those priests who could look out across the river. All eyes turned to the distant, inky shore.they would,' said Dios sourly. 'I am in some doubt as to the wisdom of their choice.' 'The dead can speak to the gods in the netherworld,' said the priestess. 'But the gods are all here,' said Dios, fighting against the throbbing in his legs, which were insisting that, at this time, they should be walking along the central corridor en route to supervise the Rite of the Under Sky. His body cried out for the solace over the river. And once over the river, never to return . . . but he'd always said that. 'In the absence of the king the high priest performs his duties. Isn't that right, Dios?' said Koomi. It was. It was written. You couldn't rewrite it, once it was written. He'd written it. Long ago. Dios hung his head. This was worse than plumbing, this was worse than anything. And yet, and yet. . . to go across the river . . .

Unknown Artist Red Horizon

2009-03-20T23:19:00.000-07:00

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king craned nearer.
Gern rummaged around at his end of the job and then gave a long, low whistle.
'Will you look at the colour of this!' he said. 'You wouldn't think so, would you? Is it something they eat, master?'
Dil sighed. slightly muffled.
'Our mum said he was all right as a king,' said Gern. 'What do you think?'
Dil paused with a jar in his hand, and seemed to give the conversation some thought for the first time.
'Never think about it until they come down here,' he said. 'I suppose he was better than most. Nice pair of lungs. Clean kidneys. Good big sinuses, which is what I always look for in a king.' He looked down, and delivered his professional judgement. 'Pleasure to work with, really.''Just put it in the pot, Gern.' 'Right you are, master. Master?' 'Yes, lad?' 'Which bit's got the god in it, master?' Dil squinted up the king's nostril, trying to concentrate. 'That gets sorted out before he comes down here,' he said patiently. 'I wondered,' said Gern, 'because there's not a jar for it, see.' 'No. There wouldn't be. It'd have to be a rather strange jar, Gern.' Gern looked a bit disappointed. 'Oh,' he said, 'so he's just ordinary, then, is he?' 'In a strictly organic sense,' said Dil, his voice

Vincent van Gogh Still life with a bottle of lemons and oranges

2009-03-19T01:13:00.001-07:00

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'That's where you've been getting it all wrong,' said Granny, 'Destiny is important, see, but people go wrong when they think it controls them. It's the other way around.'
'Bugger destiny,' agreed Nanny.
Granny glared at her.
'After all, you never thought being a witch was going to be easy, did you?'
'I'm learning,' said Magrat. She looked across the moor, where a thin rind of dawn glowed on the horizon.
'I think I'd better be off,' she said. 'It's getting early.'
'Me too,' said Nanny, now.'
'That's nice,' said Granny. 'What about you, Magrat?'
'There always seems to be such a lot to do at this time of year, don't you find?' said Magrat.
'Quite,' said Granny Weatherwax, pleasantly. 'It's no good getting yourself tied down to appointments all the time, is it? Let's just leave the whole question open, shall we?'
They nodded. And, as the new day wound across the landscape, each one busy with her own Ogg. 'Our Shirl frets if I'm not home when she comes to get my breakfast.'Granny carefully scuffed over the remains of the fire.'When shall we three meet again?' she said. 'Hmm?'The witches looked at one another sheepishly.'I'm a bit busy next month,' said Nanny. 'Birthdays and such. Er. And the work has really been piling up with all this hurly-burly. You know. And there's all the ghosts to think about.''I thought you sent them back to the castle,' said Granny.'Well, they didn't want to go,' said Nanny vaguely. 'To be honest, I've got used to them around the place. They're company of an evening. They hardly scream at all

George Bellows Polo Crowd

2009-03-17T22:45:00.000-07:00

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Theft Licence"?' said Tomjon, holding the card up to the light.
'That's right,' said the leader of the three. 'Only don't expect us to do you too, 'cos we're on our way home.'
'S'right,' said one of his assistants. 'It's the thingy, the quota.'
'But you were kicking him!'
'Worl, not a lot. Not what you'd call actual kicking.'
'More foot nudging, sort of thing,' said the third thief.
'Fair's fair. He bloody well went and fetched Ron here a right thump, didn't he?'
'Yeah. Some people have no idea.'
'Why, you heartless—' Hwel began, but Tomjon laid a cautioning hand on his head. The boy turned the card over. feet.
'In order?' he shouted. 'To rob someone?'
'We'll give him a chitty, of The obverse read: J. H. 'Flannelfoot' Boggis and NephewsBespoke Thieves'The Old Firm'(Estblshd AM 1789)All type Theft carryed out Professionly andwith DisgressionHouses cleared. 24-hr service. No job too small.LET US QUOTE YOU FOR OUR FAMILY RATE 'It seems to be in order,' he said reluctantly.Hwel paused in the act of helping the dazed victim to his

Thomas Gainsborough Cottage Girl with Dog and Pitcher

2009-03-16T23:32:00.000-07:00

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'There's a cart coming, Granny.'
Granny Weatherwax shrugged. 'What you youngsters don't realise—' she began.
Witches never bothered with elementary road safety. Such traffic as there was on the roads of Lancre either went around them or, if this was not possible, waited until they moved out of the way. Granny Weatherwax had grown 'He ran us down!' said Granny.
'You could have got out of the way,' said Magrat.
'Get out of the way?' said Granny. 'We're witches! People get out of our way!' She squelched on to the track, her finger still pointing at the distant cart. 'By Hoki, I'll make him wish he'd never been born—'up knowing this for a fact; the only reason she didn't die knowing that it wasn't was that Magrat, with rather better reflexes, dragged her into the ditch.It was an interesting ditch. There were jiggling corkscrew things in it which were direct descendants of things which had been in the primordial soup of creation. Anyone who thought that ditchwater was dull could have spent an instructive half-hour in that ditch with a powerful microscope. It also had nettles in it, and now it had Granny Weatherwax.She struggled up through the weeds, incoherent with rage, and rose from the ditch like Venus Anadyomene, only older and with more duckweed.'T-t-t,' she said, pointing a shaking finger at the disappearing cart.'It was young Nesheley from over Inkcap way,' said Nanny Ogg, from a nearby bush. 'His family were always a bit wild. Of course, his mother was a Whipple.'

Marc Chagall Rain

2009-03-15T22:42:00.000-07:00

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, at least I can say that I—' Nanny began.
Both voices faded to a mutter. There was a long edgy silence.
'I think,' said Magrat, with brittle brightness, 'that perhaps it would be a good idea if we all go back to our little cottages and do it in our own way. You know. Separately. It's been a long day and we're all rather tired.'
'Good idea,' said Granny firmly, and stood up. 'Come, Nanny Ogg,' she snapped. 'It's been a long day and we're all rather tired.'
Magrat heard them bickering as they wandered down the path.
She sat rather sadly amidst the coloured candles, holding a small bottle of extremely thaumaturgical incense that she .
'He'll always remember the words.'had ordered from a magical supplies emporium in faraway Ankh-Morpork. She had been rather looking forward to trying it. Sometimes, she thought, it would be nice if people could be a bit kinder . . .She stared at the ball.Well, she could make a start.'He will make friends easily,' she whispered. It wasn't much, she knew, but it was something she'd never been able to get the hang of.Nanny Ogg, sitting alone in her kitchen with her huge tomcat curled up on her lap, poured herself a nightcap and through the haze tried to remember the words of verse seventeen of the Hedgehog song. There was something about goats, she recalled, but the details eluded her. Time abraded memory.She toasted the invisible presence.'A bloody good memory is what he ought to have,' she said

John William Waterhouse Nymphs Finding the Head of Orpheus

2009-03-12T23:37:00.000-07:00

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, I suppose there must be such things as young wizards,' she said over her shoulder. 'It's just that people always think of them as old. I wonder why this is?'
'Rigours of , 'It was decided for me, you know.'
'Sorry, I —'
'Being royal is a sort of family tradition. I expect it's the same with magic; no doubt your father was a wizard?'
Cutwell gritted his teeth. 'Um. No,' he said, 'not really. Absolutely not, in fact.'
He knew what she would say next, and here it came, reliable as the the calling, ma'am,' said Cutwell, rolling his eyes. He could hear the rustle of silk.'What made you decide to become a wizard?' Her voice was muffled, as if she had something over her head.'It's indoor work with no heavy lifting,' said Cutwell. 'And I suppose I wanted to learn how the world worked.''Have you succeeded, then?''No.' Cutwell wasn't much good at small talk, otherwise he'd never have let his mind wander sufficiently to allow him to say: 'What made you decide to become a princess?'After a thoughtful silence she said

Claude Monet Bank of the Seine Vetheuil

2009-03-12T00:17:00.000-07:00

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The eerie, unreal feeling soon spread throughout the castle. The head coachman ordered the state bier to be brought out again and polished, and then stood in the stable yard and wept into his chamois leather because he couldn't swept into the great hall and found no place had been set in front of the royal chair. By speaking loudly and distinctly to the butler she managed to get that rectified, then saw dishes being passed in front of her before she could get a fork into them. She watched in sullen disbelief as the wine was brought in and poured first for the Lord of the Privy Closet.
It was an unregal thing to do, but she stuck out a foot and tripped the wine waiter. He remember why. Servants walked softly along the corridors. The cook had to fight an overpowering urge to prepare simple banquets of cold meat. Dogs howled and then stopped, feeling rather stupid. The two black stallions who traditionally pulled the Sto Lat funeral cortege grew restive in their stalls and nearly kicked a groom to death.In his castle in Sto Helit, the duke waited in vain for a messenger who had in fact set out, but had stopped halfway down the street, unable to remember what it was he was supposed to be doing.Through all this Keli moved like a solid and increasingly more irritated ghost.Things came to a head at lunchtime. She

Edgar Degas Four Dancers

2009-03-11T00:24:00.000-07:00

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geological pimple. It was one huge rock from the distant Ramtops, Death said, left there by the retreating ice in the legendary days when the Ice Giants waged war on the gods and rode their glaciers across the land in an attempt to ?' he said, as they strolled to a stairwell.
Death shook his head.
WOULD YOU BELIEVE THERE COULD BE A HORSE AT THE TOP OF THIS TOWER? he Said.
'No. You couldn't get one up these stairs,' said Mort.
WELL, THEN?
'Oh. I see. People don't want to see what can't possibly exist.'
WELL DONE. freeze the whole world. They'd given up in the end, however, and driven their great glittering flocks back to their hidden lands among the razor-backed mountains near the Hub. No-one on the plains knew why they had done this; it was generally considered by the younger generation in the city of Sto Lat, the city around the rock, that it was because the place was dead boring.Binky trotted down over nothingness and touched down on the flagstones of the castle's topmost tower. Death dismounted and told Mort to sort out the nosebag.'Won't people notice there's a horse up here

Salvador Dali Mirage

2009-03-09T23:11:00.000-07:00

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You're only putting off the inevitable," it said.
"Suits me."
"We could take it anyway."
"Take it, then. But I don't think you can. You can't take anything unless it's given to you, can you?"
They circled round.
"You'll give it to us," said the Simon-thing.
Some of the other Things were approaching now, striding back across the desert with horrible jerky motions. Esk glanced sideways at the distant mountains, sprawled on the chilly horizon like melted mud pies. There were no trees, not even any rocks. Just sand and cold stars and
She felt the movement rather than heard it and turned with the pyramid held between her hands like a club. It hit the Simon-thing in mid-leap with a satisfying thump, but as soon as it hit the ground it somersaulted forward and bounced upright with unpleasant ease. But it had heard her gasp and "You'll get tired," it continued. "We can wait. We're very good at waiting." It made a feint to the left, but Esk swung around to face it. "That doesn't matter," she said. "I'm only dreaming this, and you can't get hurt in dreams." The Thing paused, and looked at her with its empty eyes. "Have you got a word in your world, I think it's called 'psychosomatic'?" "Never heard of it," snapped Esk. "It means you can get hurt in your dreams. And what is so interesting is that if you die in your dreams you stay here. That would be niiiiice."

Thomas Kinkade Clearing Storms

2009-03-09T01:48:00.000-07:00

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He took a small red stone from a tiny velvet pouch. Amschat hardly looked at it but, without taking his eyes off the man, passed it down to Esk. She nodded.
When the merchant had hurried off Amschat took Esk's hand and half-dragged her to the assayer's stall, which was little out another Look.
"- I would offer you, shall we say, two zats of silver?"
"Shall we say five?" said Amschat pleasantly.
"And I would like to keep one of the stones," said Esk. The old man threw up his hands.
"But they are mere curios!" he said. "Of value only to a collector!"
"A collector may yet sell them to an unsuspecting purchaser as finest roseattes more than a niche in the wall. The old man took the smallest of the blue stones, listened to Amschat's hurried explanation, poured out a saucerful of hypactic fluid and dropped the stone in. It frothed into nothingness. "Very interesting," he said. He took another stone in a tweezer and examined it under a glass. "They are indeed spircles, but remarkably fine specimens in their own right," he concluded. "They are by no means worthless, and I for example would be prepared to offer you - is there something wrong with the little girl's eyes?" Amschat nudged Esk, who stopped trying

Thomas Kinkade The Night Before Christmas

2009-03-05T23:35:00.000-08:00

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The light was starting to pour out of the sky by the time they dug through to the door and managed to persuade the key to turn.
Inside, the big kitchen was dark and chilly and smelled only of snow. It was always dark, but they were used to seeing a big fire in the wide chimney and smelling the thick fumes of whatever it was she was boiling up this timefloor and over the bed.
Esk stared at the patchwork quilt under the old woman, because there were times when a little detail could expand and fill the whole world. She barely heard Cern start to cry: she remembered lien father, strangely enough, making the quilt two winters before when the snow was almost as bad and there wasn't much to do in the forge, and how he'd used all kinds of rags that had found their way to Bad Ass from every part of the world, like silk, dilemma leather, water cotton and tharga wool and, of course, since he wasn't much good at sewing either, the result was a, which sometimes gave you a headache or made you see things. They wandered around uncertainly, calling, until Esk decided they couldn't put off going upstairs any longer. The clonk of the thumb-latch on the door to the cramped staircase sounded a lot louder than it ought to. Granny was on the bed, with her arms tightly folded across her chest. The tiny window had blown open. Fine snow had blown in across the

Dirck Bouts The Meeting of Abraham and Melchizedek

2009-03-04T23:24:00.000-08:00

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'And whining,' said Bethan. They all looked at her.
'Well, it looked as if it was whining,' she said. 'I think it's rather sweet, really.'
Four pairs of eyes turned towards the Luggage, which was squatting on the other side of the fire. It got up, and very pointedly moved back into the shadows.
'Eashy to feed,' said Cohen.
'Hard to lose,' agreed Rincewind.
'Loyal,' suggested Twoflower.
'Roomy,' said Cohen.
'But I wouldn't say sweet,' said Rincewind.
'I his head. 'I don't think it would understand,' he said.
'No, I Twoflower said brightly, 'This calls for a celebration. I've got some biscuits and water, if you've still got some of that jerky.'
'Oh, good,' said Rincewind weakly. He beckoned Cohen to oneshupposhe not,' said Cohen. He sat up, and bit his lip. 'I wash looking for a preshent for Bethan, you shee. We're getting married.''We thought you ought to be the first to know,' said Bethan, and blushed.Rincewind didn't catch Twoflower's eye.'Well, that's very, er —''Just as soon as we find a town where there's a priest,' said Bethan. 'I want it done properly.''That's very important,' said Twoflower seriously. 'If there were more morals about we wouldn't be crashing into stars.'They considered this for a moment. Then

Thomas Moran Cliffs of Green River

2009-03-03T21:36:00.000-08:00

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was the Egg,' corrected another voice. 'I distinctly remember. The Great Egg of the Universe. Slightly rubbery.'
'You're both wrong, in fact. I'm sure it was the primordial slime.'
A voice by Rincewind's knee said: 'No, that came afterwards. There was firmament first. Lots of firmament. Rather sticky, like candyfloss. Very syrupy, in fact—.'
'In case anyone's interested,' said a crackly voice on Rincewind's left, 'you're all wrong. In the beginning was the Clearing of the Throat—'
'—then the word—'
'Pardon me, the slime—'
'Distinctly rubbery, I thought—'
There was a pause. Then a voice said carefully, 'Anyway, whatever it was, we remember it distinctly.'
'Quite so.'
'Exactly.'
'And our what the tracery was, seen from underneath.
'I'm in the Octavo?' he said.
'In certain metaphysical respects,' said one of the voices in offhand tones. It came closer. He could feel the dry rustling right in front of his nose . . .
He ran away.

The single red dot glowed in its patch of darkness. Trymon, still task is to see that nothing dreadful happens to it, Rincewind.'Rincewind squinted into the blackness. 'Would you kindly explain what you're talking about?'There was a papery sigh. 'So much for metaphor,' said one of the voices. 'Look, it is very important you safeguard the Spell in your head and bring it back to us at the right time, you understand, so that when the moment is precisely right we can be said. Do you understand?'Rincewind thought: we can be said!And it dawned on him

Salvador Dali Asummpta Corpuscularia Lapislazulina

2009-03-02T19:34:00.000-08:00

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master. He weighed very little and, although He often rode back with His saddlebags bulging, they weighed nothing whatsoever.
"All those worlds!" said Twoflower. "It's fantastic!"
mighty scale and cratered pock-mark meticulously marked in. Twoflower stared about him with a faraway look in his eyes.
Rincewind was deeply troubled. What troubled him most of all were the two suits that hung from supports in the centre of the room. He circled them uneasily.
They appeared to be made of fine white leather, hung about with straps and brass nozzles and other highly unfamiliar and suspicious contrivances. The leggings ended Rincewind grunted, and continued to prowl warily around the star-filled room. Twoflower turned to a complicated astrolabe, in the centre of which was the entire Great A'Tuin-Elephant-Disc system wrought in brass and picked out with tiny jewels. Around it stars and planets wheeled on fine silver wires."Fantastic!" he said again. On the walls around him constellations made of tiny phosphorescent seed pearls had been picked out on vast tapestries made of jet-black velvet, giving the room's occupants the impression of floating in the interstellar gulf. Various easels held huge sketches of Great A'Tuin as viewed from various parts of the Circumfence, with every

John Collier A Devonshire Orchard

2009-03-01T22:17:00.000-08:00

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they trotted smartly through the doorway.
"Hey," said Twoflower, as they hurried down the corridor outside, "where" (as they stopped in front of another door) "is my" (as they dragged the door open) "Luggage?" He landed in a heap of what might once have been straw.
"Good fighters, are they?"
"Renowned."
"So in return for all this...?"
"You will wed me and become Lord of the Wyrmberg."
There was a long pause. Hrun's eyebrows twisted themselves in unaccustomed calculation.The door banged shut, its echoes punctuated by the sound of bolts being slammed Home.In the other cell Hrun had barely blinked."Okay," he said, "what is the second test?""You must kill my two brothers." Hrun considered this."Both at the same time, or one after the other?" he said."Consecutively or concurrently," she assured him"What?""Just kill them," she said sharply

Vincent van Gogh Fishing Boats on the Beach

2009-02-26T23:39:00.000-08:00

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people. Perhaps she can also contribute to significant advances in the study of memory.
"At least working with scientists gives some meaning to my condition," says Price. And then she says We engage in numerous discussions throughout the day, about a variety of topics, from work assignments to the Super Bowl to what we are having for dinner that evening. We effortlessly move from conversation to conversation, probably not thinking twice about our brain's ability to understand everything that is being said to us. How does the brain turn seemingly random sounds and letters into sentences with clear meaning?
In a new report in Current Directions in Psychological Science, a journal of the Association for Psychological psychologist Jos J.A. Van Berkum from the Max Planck Institute in The Netherlands describes recent experiments using brain waves to understand how we are able to make sense of sentences.
In these experiments, Van Berkum and his colleagues examined Event something that sounds surprising, coming from a woman whose thoughts loop constantly around in her head. "This is bigger than I am."
Translated from the German by Christopher Sultan

Lord Frederick Leighton Leighton Idyll

2009-02-25T22:42:00.000-08:00

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archway and sped along the corridor within. There was a figure there, sidling along stealthily with its back against one wall. Rincewind saw the gleam of gold and bronze.
There was no mistaking that shape. He'd seen it many times. The wide chest, the neck like a treetrunk, the surprisingly built on the same lines as themselves. Their hands were resting lightly on the wizard's shoulders.
Rincewind ducked, jerked backwards like a tumbler, and came up running. Behind him he heard Druellae shout, and he redoubled his speed. Something caught the hood of his robe, which tore off. A he-dryad waiting at the stairs spread his arms, hurtling towards small head under its wild thatch of black hair looking like a tomato on a coffin... he could put a name to the creeping figure, and that name was Hrun the Barbarian.Hrun was one of the Circle Sea's more durable heroes: a fighter of dragons, a despoiler of temples, a hired sword, the kingpost of every street brawl, He could even - and unlike many heroes of Rincewind's acquaintance - speak words of more than two syllables, if given time and maybe a hint or two.There was a sound on the edge of Rincewind's hearing. It sounded like several skulls bouncing down the steps of some distant dungeon. He looked sideways at his guards to see if they had heard it. They had all their limited attention focused on Hrun, who was admittedly

Vincent van Gogh The potato eaters

2009-02-24T21:44:00.000-08:00

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, Yambe-Akka will come for her. One day she'll come for me. She is the goddess of the dead. She comes to you smiling and kindly, and you know it is time to die."
"Are there men witches? Or only women?"
"There are men who serve us, like the consul at Trollesund. And there are men we take for lovers or husbands. You are so who are witches if they are female, human if not; and then in the blink of an eye they are gone, felled, slain, lost. Our sons, too. When a little boy is growing, he thinks he is immortal. His mother knows he isn't. Each time becomes more painful, until finally your heart is broken. Perhaps that is when Yambe-Akka comes for you. She is older than the tundra. Perhaps, for her, witches' lives are as brief as men's are to us."
"Did you love Farder Coram?"
"Yes. Does he know that?"young, Lyra, too young to understand this, but I shall tell you anyway and you'll understand it later: men pass in front of our eyes like butterflies, creatures of a brief season. We love them; they are brave, proud, beautiful, clever; and they die almost at once. They die so soon that our hearts are continually racked with pain. We bear their children,

Caravaggio The Crucifixion of Saint Peter

2009-02-23T22:29:00.000-08:00

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Grownups and their daemons are infected with Dust so deeply that it's too late for them. They can't be helped....But a quick operation on children means they're safe from it. Dust just won't stick to them ever again. They're safe and happy and-"
Lyra to us," she said. "You could just leave us. I bet Lord Asriel wouldn't let anyone do that if he knew what was going on. If he's got Dust and you've got Dust, and the Master of Jordan and every other grownup's got Dust, it must be all right. When I get out I'm going to tell all the kids in the world about this. Anyway, if it was so good, why'd you stop them doing it to me? If it was good, you should've let them do it. You should have been glad."
Mrs. Coulter was shaking her head and smiling a sad wise smile.thought of little Tony Makarios. She leaned forward suddenly and retched. Mrs. Coulter moved back and let go."Are you all right, dear? Go to the bathroom-"Lyra swallowed hard and brushed her eyes."You don't have to do that

Paul Cezanne Mount Sainte Victoire

2009-02-22T22:29:00.000-08:00

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putting the alethiometer down and whisking back a coal-silk curtain in the corner.
Lyra reluctantly slipped under the warm water and soaped herself while Pantalaimon perched on the curtain rail. They were both conscious that he mustn't be too lively, for the daemons of dull people were dull themselves. "What is this place?"
"It's called the Experimental Station."
That wasn't an answer, and whereas Lyra would have pointed that out and asked for more information, she didn't think Lizzie Brooks would; so she assented dumbly in the dressing and said no more.
"I want my toy back," she said stubbornly when she was dressedWhen she was washed and dry, the nurse took her temperature and looked into her eyes and ears and throat, and then measured her height and put her on some scales before on a clipboard. Then she gave Lyra some pajamas and a dressing gown. They were clean, and of good quality, like Tony Makarios's anorak, but again there was a secondhand air about them. Lyra felt very uneasy."These en't mine," she said."No, dear. Your clothes need a good wash.""Am I going to get my own ones back?""I expect so. Yes, of course."

Edmund Blair Leighton Stitching the Standard

2009-02-20T00:35:00.000-08:00

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Not a sound came in answer. She pulled the door a little wider, and Pantalaimon leaped up into her arms, pushing and pushing at her in his cat form, and said, "Go away! Don't stay here! Oh, Lyra, go now! Turn back!"
Trying to one is tough, he thinks. But it would be better for him if he died."
"Ask him if I can borrow his lantern," Lyra said.
The bear spoke, and the man handed it to her at once, nodding vigorously. She realized that he'd come down in order to bring it to her, and thanked him, and he nodded again and stood back, away from her and the hut and away from the bear.hold him still, she was aware of lorek Byrnison getting to his feet, and turned to see a figure hastening down the track from the village, carrying a lantern. When he came close enough to speak, he raised the lantern and held it to show his face: an old man with a broad, lined face, and eyes nearly lost in a thousand wrinkles. His daemon was an arctic fox.He spoke, and lorek Byrnison said:"He says that it's not the only child of that kind. He's seen others in the forest. Sometimes they die quickly, sometimes they don't die. This

Paul Klee The Rose Garden

2009-02-19T00:24:00.000-08:00

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Okay, so this one's not heart-shaped or anything, but it's the kind of gift we actually might really like receiving (hint, hint). This set of Photoshop magnets promises to give your Magnetic Poetry a run for its money, and the set also sit on your desk and "speak" to you all day long, with settings for either positive messages, or mildly titilating, "cheeky" ones. Right: because being single means you'll really think it's awesome to hear sexual innuendos from a 3.5-inch tall chunk of plastic. Seriously, who do they have in mind with this one? Anyway: they're $4.99 -- if you're still interested in being unutterably cruel. And you are, right?
comes on a magnetic board, if the actual refrigerator is too amateur for you. You'll be making fake-Photoshop art in no time, but fair warning: they're a hefty $65.Read - Photoshop Magnet KitAnd finally, if you have a single friend you'd like to embarrass / remind of their solo-ness on Valentine's Day, the Mr. / Mrs. Perfect USB Companion ought to do the trick. This mildly offensive-looking item will

Edgar Degas Dancer

2009-02-17T21:54:00.000-08:00

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under the gallows-like cranes. A dim light shone in one window of a wooden hut, and a thread of smoke rose from the metal chimney; otherwise the only lights were high up on the wall of the warehouse or the gantry of a crane, leaving the ground in gloom. The wharves were piled with barrels of coal spirit, with stacks of great round logs, with his panic, and then saw them at the same time as he did: two men running at her, one from each side, the nearer holding a throwing net.
Pantalaimon uttered a harsh scream and launched himself as a leopard at the closer man's daemon, a savage-looking fox, bowling her backward and tangling with the rolls of cauchuc-covered cable.Lyra tiptoed up to the hut and peeped in at the window. An old man was laboriously reading a picture'Story paper and smoking a pipe, with his spaniel daemon curled up asleep on the table. As she looked, the man got up and brought a blackened kettle from the iron stove and poured some hot water into a cracked mug before settling back with his paper."Should we ask him to let us in, Pan?" she whispered, but he was distracted; he was a bat, an owl, a wildcat again; she looked all round, catching

Henri Rousseau Carnival Evening

2009-02-16T22:57:00.000-08:00

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After lunch Mrs. Coulter showed her some of the precious arctic relics in the institute library-the harpoon with which the great whale Grimssdur had been killed; the stone carved with an inscription in an unknown language which Everything on this extraordinary day was a new experience for Lyra, but shopping was the most dizzying. To go into a vast building full of beautiful clothes, where people let you try them on, where you looked at yourself in mirrors...And the clothes were so pretty....Lyra's clothes had come to her through Mrs. Lonsdale, and a lot of them had been handed down and much mended. She had seldom had anything new, and when she had, it had been picked for wear and not for looks; and she had never chosen anything for herself. And now to find Mrs. Coulter suggesting thiswas found in the hand of the explorer Lord Rukh, frozen to death in his lonely tent; a fire-striker used by Captain Hudson on his famous voyage to Van Tieren's Land. She told the story of each one, and Lyra felt her heart stir with admiration for these great, brave, distant heroes.And then they went shopping.

Mark Rothko Blue Green and Brown

2009-02-15T19:25:00.000-08:00

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impassive, but the daemon on his shoulder was shuffling her feathers and moving restlessly from foot to foot. Lord Asriel was already dominating the room, and although he was careful to be courteous to the Master in the Master's own men who had been around her all her life, taught her, chastised her, consoled her, given her little presents, chased her away from the fruit trees in the garden; they were all she had for a family. They might even have felt like a family if she knew what a family was, though if she did, she'd have been more likely to feel that about the . The Scholars had more important things to do than attend to the affections of a half-wild, half-civilized girl, left among them by chance.
The Master lit the spirit lamp under the little silver chafing dish and heated some butter before cutting half a dozen poppy heads open and tossing them in. Poppy was always territory, it was clear where the power lay.The Scholars greeted the visitor and moved into the room, some sitting around the table, some in the armchairs, and soon a buzz of conversation filled the air. Lyra could see that they were powerfully intrigued by the wooden case, the screen, and the lantern. She knew the Scholars well: the Librarian, the Sub-Rector, the Enquirer, and the rest; they were

Joseph Mallord William Turner Rome from the Vatican

2009-02-12T23:59:00.001-08:00

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so much, and his hand was so painful and swollen, that he couldn't reach; he had to fight with one bare, wounded hand against a grown man.
He sank his teeth into the hand on his forearm, but all that happened was that the man landed a dizzying blow on the back of But Will was weakening, and now he was crying, too, sobbing bitterly as he kicked and tugged and beat at the man with his head and feet, and he knew his muscles would give up soon. And then he noticed that the man had fallen still, though his hand still gripped as tight as ever. He was lying there letting Will batter at him with knees and head; and as soon his head. Then Will kicked again and again, and some of the kicks connected and some didn't, and all the time he was pulling, jerking, twisting, shoving, and still the grip held him fast.Dimly he heard his own panting and the man's grunts and harsh breathing; and then by chance he got his leg behind the man's and hurled himself against his chest, and the man fell with Will on top of him, heavily. But never for a moment did that grip slacken, and Will, rolling around violently on the stony ground, felt a heavy fear tighten around his heart: this man would never let him go, and even if he killed him, his corpse would still be holding fast.

Andrea Mantegna Samson and Delilah

2009-02-11T23:48:00.000-08:00

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Will reached for the knife and handed it to her silently. Her companions looked at it with wonder and suspicion, for they had never seen such a blade before, with such an edge on it.
"This will need more than herbs to heal. It will need a spell," said Serafina Pekkala. "Very well, we'll prepare one. It will be ready when the moon rises. In the meantime, you shall sleep."
She gave him a little horn cup containing a hot potion whose bitterness was moderated by honey, and presently he lay back and fell deeply asleep. The witch covered him with leaves and tuTell me again," said Dr. Oliver Payne, in the little laboratory overlooking the park. "Either I didn't hear you, or you're talking nonsense. A child from another world?"rned to Lyra, who was still gnawing the rabbit.
"Now, Lyra," she said. "Tell me who this boy is, and what you know about this world, and about this knife of his."
So Lyra took a deep breath and began.

Pierre Auguste Renoir Dance at Bougival I

2009-02-11T00:39:00.000-08:00

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McClafferty. (Do it in the bath or over the sink.) In fact, a recent study found that using a nasal wash with a seawater solution (not yet available in the U.S.) helped kids get over colds faster -- and made them less likely to get sick again.. You can add a bit of honey to make it taste better. After it has cooled, have your child drink it a half hour before getting into the car.Cucumber for Mild Swelling
If you go to a fancy spa, the facialist may use this salad staple to ease the puffiness around your eyes. That's because cool cucumber slices help soothe hot, swollen skin. You can place a slice anywhere your child has minor swelling, Dr. Beard suggests, and then simply replace it with another slice from the fridge after it becomes warm.Fresh Ginger Tea for Car Sickness"Ginger stops the stomach contractions that tell your child's brain he feels nauseous," says Dr. McClafferty. For children ages 2 and older, add a teaspoon of shredded fresh ginger to four ounces of boiling water, and let it steep for four to five minutes

Henri Rousseau A Carnival Evening

2009-02-06T00:30:00.000-08:00

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hesitate. Don't be surprised. Don't drop the knife."
Will had to crouch and take two or three deep breaths and put his left hand under his other arm before he could go on. But he was intent on it; he stood up again after a couple of seconds, the knife held forward already.
This time it was table before giving in to his astonishment. Lyra was on her feet already, speechless, because there in the middle of the dusty little room was a window just like the one under the hornbeam trees: a gap in midair through which they could see another world.
And because they were high in the tower, they were high above north Oxford. Over a cemetery, in fact, looking back toward the city. There were the hornbeam trees a little way ahead of them; there were houses, trees, roads, and in the distance the towers easier. Having felt it once, he knew what to search for again, and he felt the curious little snag after less than a minute. It was like delicately searching out the gap between one stitch and the next with the point of a scalpel. He touched, withdrew, touched again to make sure, and then did as the old man had said, and cut sideways with the silver edge.It was a good thing that Giacomo Paradisi had reminded him not to be surprised. He kept careful hold of the knife and put it down on the

Leroy Neiman America's Cup Australia

2009-02-04T23:40:00.000-08:00

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pictures formed with perfect clarity: compasses, alpha and omega again, lightning, angel. Each picture flashed up a different number of times, and then came a different three: .
Lyra saw their meanings clearly, and unfocused her mind to explain. This time, when she turned around, she saw that Dr. Malone was you'd need a lot of careful figuring with numbers—that was the compasses, see. And the lightning meant anbaric—I mean, electric power, more of that. And the angel—that's all about messages. There's things it wants to say. But when it went on to that second bit… it meant Asia, almost the farthest east but not quite. I dunno what country that would be—China, maybe. And there's a way they sitting back in her chair, white-faced, clutching the edge of the table."What it says," Lyra told her, "it's saying in my language, right—the language of pictures. Like the alethiometer. But what it says is that it could use ordinary language too, words, if you fixed it up like that. You could fix this so it put words on the screen. But

Paul Cezanne Leda with Swan

2009-02-03T19:30:00.000-08:00

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Anyway, I'm not a servant. I'm not going to wash them."
"So I won't show you the way through."
"I'll find it by myself."
"You won't; it's hidden. You'd never find it. Listen, I don't know how long we can stay in this place. We've got to eat, so we'll eat what's here, but we'll tidy up afterward and keep the place clean, because we ought to. You wash these until they looked clean. She did the same with the knives and forks, but the procedure didn't work with the omelette pan, so she tried a bar of yellow soap on it, and picked at it stubbornly until it looked as clean as she thought it was going to. Then she dried everything on another cloth and stacked it neatly on the drainboard.
Because she was still thirsty and because she wanted to try opening dishes. We've got to treat this place right. Now I'm going to bed. I'll have the other room. I'll see you in the morning."He went inside, cleaned his teeth with a finger and some toothpaste from his tattered bag, fell on the double bed, and was asleep in a moment. Lyra waited till she was sure he was asleep, and then took the dishes into the kitchen and ran them under the tap, rubbing hard with a cloth

Edmund Blair Leighton The Charity of St

2009-02-02T23:33:00.000-08:00

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companies from his milk production base.
One other person received a suspended death sentence, two were jailed six - including three former Sanlu executives - were jailed for between five and 15 years for their part in the scandal, Xinhua news agency reports.
Huge angerThe result was widespread poisoning of babies, the group most vulnerable to tainted milk as it was their only food source.
Kidney damage was reported in hundreds of thousands of people. At least six babies were killed because of it.
The government has scrambled to fight off allegations that All together, 22 companies sold contaminated milk, which had been supplied by a chain of melamine producers and middlemen.The dealers added the industrial chemical to boost the apparent protein content of milk, which had often been watered down to make more money.Major dairy companies bought the milk from such dealers, failing to test the milk for purity and nutritional value.

William Bouguereau Nymphs and Satyr.

2009-02-02T00:19:00.000-08:00

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Not real traveling, then," said Lyra. "Just pretend..." "No," said Xaphania, "nothing like pretend. Pretending is easy. This way is hard, but much truer."
"And is it like the be, and at that moment he wasn't in the mood to ask.
"I see," he said, sighing. "And will we see you again? Will we ever speak to an angel once we go back to our own worlds?"
"I don't know," said Xaphania. "But you should not spend your time waiting."
"And I should break the knife," said Will.
"Yes."alethiometer?" said Will. "Does it take a whole lifetime to learn?""It takes long practice, yes. You have to work. Did you think you could snap your fingers, and have it as a gift? What is worth having is worth working for. But you have a friend who has already taken the first steps, and who could help you."Will had no idea who that could

Frida Kahlo The Two Fridas

2009-01-20T22:34:00.001-08:00

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With them everywhere went the two Gallivespians, warning them to look this way, to go that way, watching out for the Specters the children could still not fully see. But Lyra had to hold Salmakia in her hands, because the Lady had little strength left to cling to Lyra's shoulder. Tialys was scanning the skies all around, searching for his kindred and sky that was different from the rest. As the children looked up, sheltering their eyes from the lashing raindrops, they saw an aircraft unlike any they'd seen before, ungainly, six-legged, dark, and totally silent. It was flying low, very low, from the fortress. It skimmed overhead, no higher than a rooftop above them, and then moved away into the heart of the storm.
But they had no time to wonder about it, because another head-wrenching throb of nausea told Lyra that Pan was in danger again, and then Will felt it, too, and they stumbled blindly through the puddles and the mud and the chaos of wounded men and fighting ghosts, helpless, terrified, and sick.calling out whenever he saw a needle-bright darting movement through the air above. But his voice had lost much of its power, and in any case the other Gallivespians were looking for the clan colors of their two dragonflies, the electric blue and the red-and-yellow; and those colors had long since faded, and the bodies that had shone with them lay in the world of the dead.And then came a movement in the

John Collier Lady Godiva

2009-01-18T22:11:00.000-08:00

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"My daughter is now twelve years old. Very soon she will approach the cusp of adolescence, and then it will be too late for any of us to prevent the catastrophe; nature and opportunity will come together like spark and tinder. Thanks to your intervention, that is now far more likely. I hope you're satisfied."
"It was your a feverish obsessionwith dirty fingernails, reeking of ancient sweat, men whose furtive imaginations would crawl over her body like cockroaches, if you thought I would expose my child to that, my Lord President, you are more stupid than you take me for."
There was a knock on the door before he could reply, and Brother Louis came in with two glasses of chocolate on a wooden tray. He laid the tray on the table with a nervous bow, smiling at the President in hopes of being asked to stay; but Father MacPhail nodded toward the duty to bring her here into our care. Instead, you chose to skulk in a mountain cave, though how a woman of your intelligence hoped to remain hidden is a mystery to me.""There's probably a great deal that's mysterious to you, my Lord President, starting with the relations between a mother and her child. If you thought for one moment that I would release my daughter into the care, the care! , of a body of men with

Jack Vettriano Night Preparations

2009-01-15T23:57:00.000-08:00

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make himself and lion-shaped, in the hope of daunting the Gallivespians.
The man was using his lodestone apparatus, and when he'd finished, Lyra said:
"You been talking to Lord Asriel?"
"To his representative," said Tialys.
"We en't going."
"That's what I told him."
"What did he say?"
"That was for my ears, not yours."
"Suit yourself," she she'd made in the soft sand. The dragonflies were still asleep, tethered with cobweb-thin cord, their wings damp with dew.
"Are there big people on your world, or are they all small like you?" Lyra said.
"We know how to deal with big people," Tialys replied, not very helpfully, and went to talk quietly to the Lady. They spoke too softly for Lyra to hear, but she enjoyed watching them sip dewdrops from the marram grass to refresh themselves. Water must be different for said. "Are you married to that lady?""No. We are colleagues.""Have you got any children?""No."Tialys continued to pack the lodestone resonator away, and as he did so, the Lady Salmakia woke up nearby, sitting up graceful and slow from the little hollow

William Bouguereau Innocence

2009-01-15T00:28:00.000-08:00

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through the town, in the markets and by the river and down the Claybeds... Me and Roger and all the others... And I went to Bolvangar to fetch him safe I made it worse, and if I don't say sorry, it'll all be no good, just a huge moved swiftly. A minute later she had the answer.
"Yes," she said, "but it's a strange place, Will...So strange ... Could we really do that? Could we really go to the land of the dead? But, what part of us does that? Because daemons fade away when we die, I've seen them, and our bodies, well, they just stay in the grave and decay, don't they?"waste of time. I got to do that, you see, Will. I got to go down into the land of the dead and find him, and...and say sorry. I don't care what happens after that. Then we can... I can ... It doesn't matter after that."Will said, "This place where the dead are. Is it a world like this one, like mine or yours or any of the others? Is it a world I could get to with the knife?"She looked at him, struck by the idea."You could ask," he went on. "Do it now. Ask where it is, and how we get there."She bent over the alethiometer and her fingers

Salvador Dali Mirage

2009-01-13T23:56:00.000-08:00

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Oblation Board, the college of Bishops, every single agency by which the Holy Church does the work of the Authority, us, I am going to propose the most radical, and I have confidence in your agreement.
"I propose to send a man to find her and kill her before she can be tempted."
"Father President," said Father Gomez at once, "I have done preemptive penance every day of my adult life. I have studied, I have trained...”
The President held up his hand. Preemptive penance and absolution were doctrines researched and developed by the Consistorial Court, but not known to the wider Church. They then so be it. It may be, gentlemen, that the Holy Church itself was brought into being to perform this very task and to perish in the doing of it. But better a world with no Church and no Dust than a world where every day we have to struggle under the hideous burden of sin. Better a world purged of all that!"Blazing-eyed, Father Gomez nodded passionately."And finally," said Father MacPhail, "the child. Still just a child, I think. This Eve, who is going to be tempted and who, if precedent is any guide, will fall, and whose fall will involve us all in ruin. Gentlemen, of all the ways of dealing with the problem she sets

Eduard Manet Bouquet Of Violets

2009-01-12T23:52:00.000-08:00

Eduard Manet Bouquet Of VioletsEduard Manet SpringEdward Hopper Carolina Morning
casino slot machines than traditional lottery Critics also claim that too much of the lottery's take goes back out as prizes-about 53 percent nationwide in 2007. But some of the revenues plummeting in the recession, look for some states to try to hike their lottery income or to channel more of it into the general fund to offset Privately run state lotteries—Legislators in several states—including Texas and Illinois—have introduced bills to "lease" to private companies the right to run the lottery. A lease of 30 years or more would likely raise as much as $10 billion for shortfalls. Seventeen states currently devote all lottery funds states that pay out the best prizes also raise the most money. Massachusetts pays out about 72 percent of its $4.7 billion in ticket still earns $913 million in profits, among the highest of any state.Opposition to the has allied some religious groups (who oppose gambling on principle) with antipoverty advocates (who say lotteries take advantage of less educated, lower-income players, who are among the most faithful customers).Forward Thinking* More and bigger With tax

Claude Monet Lemon-Trees Bordighera

2009-01-11T23:47:00.000-08:00

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America's fascination with the of chance is as old as the nation itself. Lotteries were a common way to raise money for public works in Colonial America, but they fell out of favor in the 19th century, perceived as contrary to the culture of hardfor legislatures looking to raise money without hiking taxes. Ordinary Americans seem to love them too—even though the odds of hitting achanging payday remain minuscule. The chance of winning an extra ticket or a couple of bucks runs to about 1 in 4, but the odds of hitting the 30-state Powerball jackpot are roughly 1 in 146 million. (Your odds of making two holes in one in the same round of as slim as 1 in 67 million.) work, rectitude, and saving. Federal anti-lottery legislation in the 1890s closed the door on them for three quarters of a century. And when New Hampshire launched the first modern state lottery, in 1964, it made sure to hire a former FBI agent to run it.Today, lotteries are a fixture in 42 states and the District of Columbia and are likely only to grow in popularity in the months ahead as governments around the nation struggle with budget shortfalls. The have, understandably, become a favorite crutch

Andy Warhol Gun 1982

2009-01-08T01:03:00.000-08:00

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Fever moves of John Travolta, you (he?) will stand a better chance of getting laid.
After first creepily watching guys dance at clubs from afar, the doctor increased the creepiness factor and filmed himself If there's anything we can learn from our history lessons, it's that years and years of inbreeding leads to bad things. Just look at the royal families, where Charles II of Spain was thought by many people to be mentally retarded due to generations of inbreeding, or Prince Charles, who wound up with those terrifying ears.
Shows...dancing many of those same styles, and then showed the videos to 55 women, who voted on which moves were the most attractive.Later he figured he might as well make a science experiment out of it and shared his results with the world. Presumably because he could not handle all of the boobage that came his way after that video made the rounds.#2.Stay Away from Your Hot Cousin Unless You Want Deformed Flipper BabiesThe Conventional Wisdom

Jack Vettriano Cafe Days

2009-01-06T00:19:00.000-08:00

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It’s guys with money go to trained athaletes. You got a have some money to rodeo now. Lureen’s old man wouldn’t give me a dime if I dropped it, except one way. And I know enough about the so I see that I ain’t never goin a be on the bubble. Other reasons. I’m gettin out while I still can walk.”
Ennis pulled Jack’s hand to his mouth, took a hit from the cigarette, exhaled. “Sure as hell seem in one piece to me. You know, I was sittin up here all that time tryin to figure out if I was -- ? I know I ain’t. I mean here we both got wives and kids, right? I like doin it with women, yeah, but Jesus H., ain’t nothin like this. I never had no thoughts a doin it with another guy except I sure wrang it out a hunderd times thinkin about you. You do it with other guys? Jack?” “sh*t no,” said Jack, who had been riding more than bulls, not rolling his own. “You know that. Old Brokeback got us good and it sure ain’t over. We got a work out what the f*ck we’re goin a do now.”

Jack Vettriano The City Cafe

2009-01-03T01:53:00.000-08:00

Jack Vettriano The City CafeJack Vettriano The Cigar DivanJack Vettriano The British Are Coming
He did not see that the others were laughing at him, for, to tell the truth, he did look very comical; but, like all simple creatures, he had no sense of humour. He was so proud of his natural garment of yellow hair that he had put on no waistcoat, in order that no one might have a doubt as to where he sprang from. For the same reason, he had kept his collar, with his address on it. A big red velvet coat, heavily braided with gold-lace, reached to his knees; and the large pockets on either side would enable him, he thought, always to carry a few provisions; for Tylô was "What's the matter with the idiot now?'' asked the Cat, who was watching him out of the corner of her eye. very greedy. On his left ear, he wore a little round cap with an osprey-feather in it and he kept it on his big square head by means of an elastic which cut his fat, loose cheeks in two. His other ear remained free. Cropped close to his head in the shape of a little paper screwpatent-leather riding-boots, with white tops; but his fore-paws he considered of such use that nothing would have induced him to put them into gloves. Tylô had too natural a character to change his little ways all in a day; and, in spite of his new-blown honours, he allowed himself to do undignified things. He was at the present moment lying on the steps of the hall, scratching the ground and sniffing at the wall, when suddenly he gave a start and began to whine and whimper! His lower lip shook nervously as though he were going to cry.

Jack Vettriano The City Cafe

2008-12-30T23:11:00.000-08:00

Jack Vettriano The City CafeJack Vettriano The Cigar DivanJack Vettriano The British Are Coming
Another worried look passed between the two programmers. Lunkwill cleared his throat. "There must be some mistake," he said, "are you not a the Milliard Gargantubrain which can count all the atoms in a star in a millisecond?" "The Milliard Gargantubrain?" said Deep Thought with unconcealed contempt. "A mere abacus - mention it not." "And are -Cognate Neutron Wrangler," said Deep Thought thoroughly rolling the r's, "could talk all four legs off an Arcturan MegaDonkey - but only I could persuade it to go for a walk afterwards." "Then what," asked Fook, "is the problem?" "There is no problem," said Deep Thought with magnificent ringing tones. "I am simply the you not," said Fook leaning anxiously forward, "a greater analyst than the Googleplex Star Thinker in the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity which can calculate the trajectory of every single dust particle throughout a five-week Dangrabad Beta sand blizzard?" "A five-week sand blizzard?" said Deep Thought haughtily. "You ask this of me who have contemplated the very vectors of the atoms in the Big Bang itself? Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff." The two programmers sat in uncomfortable silence for a moment. Then Lunkwill leaned forward again. "But are you not," he said, "a more fiendish disputant than the Great Hyperlobic Omni-Cognate Neutron Wrangler of Ciceronicus 12, the Magic and Indefatigable?" "The Great Hyperlobic Omni

Peeters Sanders Arch

2008-12-29T23:34:00.000-08:00

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as long as he could remember he'd suffered from a vague nagging feeling of being not all there. Most of the time he was able to put this thought aside and not worry about it, but it had been re-awakened by the sudden inexplicable arrival of Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent. Somehow it seemed to conform to a pattern that he couldn't see. Ford couldn'ta reason for anything he did at all: he had turned unfathomably into an art form. He attackedof extraordinary genius and naive incompetence and it was often difficult to tell which was which. Arthur slept: he was terribly tired. There was a tap at Zaphod's door. It slid open. "Zaphod ...?" "Yeah?" "I think we just found what you came to look for." "Hey, yeah?" Ford gave up the attempt to sleep. In the corner of his and keyboard. He sat at it for a while and tried to compose a new entry for the sleep. He was too excited about being back on the road again. Fifteen years of virtual imprisonment were over, just as he was finally beginning to give up hope. Knocking about with Zaphod for a bit promised to be a lot of fun, though there seemed to be something faintly odd about his semi-cousin that he couldn't put his finger on. The fact that he had become President of the Galaxy was frankly astonishing, as was the manner of his leaving the post. Was there a reason behind it? There would be no point in asking Zaphod, he never appeared to have

Bierstadt Kerns River Valley California

2008-12-28T23:48:00.000-08:00

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few days ago I finished reading The Dip: A Little Book That Teaches You When to Quit (and When to Stick) by Seth Godin. It’s a short book (96 pages) so it didn’t take much time to read. But, despite its shortness, I learn some lessons from it that I want to share with you.
Keys to success from the best in the world and those who are just mediocre.
Here are some keys to success from the book:
1. Aim to be the best in the world
This is something that many people never think of. Even if they think about it, many of them eventually forget it when the journey get tough. The The DipThe Dip is Seth Godin’s term for the time in your journey to success where things seem to be difficult, where what you get is not comparable to your effort, and where it’s easier to stop. It’s the time where the pain seems to be bigger than the gain. The ability to go through the Dip makes the difference between those who become

Pissarro The Artist's Garden at Eragny

2008-12-23T21:27:00.000-08:00

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didn't realize that this was because of an old drinking game that Ford learned to play in the hyperspace ports that served the madranite mining belts in the star system of Orion Beta. The game was not unlike the Earth called Indian Wrestling, and was played like this: Two contestants would sit either side of a table, with a glass in front of each of them.effects of Janx spirit is to depress telepsychic power. As soon as a predetermined quantity had been consumed, the final loser would have to perform a forfeit, which was usually obscenely biological. Ford Prefect usually played to lose. Between them would be placed a bottle of Janx Spirit (as immortalized in that ancient Orion mining song "Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit/ No, don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit/ For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die/ Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit"). Each of the two contestants would then concentrate their will on the bottle and attempt to tip it and pour spirit into the glass of his opponent - who would then have to drink it. The bottle would then be refilled. The ga would be played again. And again. Once you started to lose you would probably keep losing, because one of the

Gockel Sailing the Caribbean II

2008-12-22T00:20:00.001-08:00

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for this short a trip, with the air this calm.”The blimp’s twin can-mounted propeller fans, slung from the back of the gondola, were , it could fry us in the gondola.”“The storm’s winding down. No lightning,” Corky observed.“There was lightning earlier today.”“Only a little. I told you, Trotter, we in government control the storm. When we want lightning, usually driven by a riding-lawnmower engine. The turning blades produced an acceptably soft sound, but the engine racket made stealthy travel impossible.“With little or no headwind,” Trotter said, “I can run two hours on batteries, maybe longer. But I hate this rain.”“It’s just a light drizzle now.”“Lightning,” Trotter said. “The thought of lightning makes my bowels loose, and it ought to do the same to yours.”“It’s inflated with helium, isn’t it?” Corky asked, indicating three discarded cylinders of compressed gas, each the size of a hospital oxygen tank. “The Hindenburg was hydrogen. I thought helium didn’t explode.”“I’m not worried about an explosion. I’m worried about being struck by lightning! Even if lightning doesn’t rupture the bag and set it afire

John Singer Sargent Girl Fishing painting

2008-12-19T01:38:00.000-08:00

John Singer Sargent Girl Fishing paintingJohn Singer Sargent Dorothy Barnard paintingJohn Singer Sargent Atlantic Storm painting
This afternoon, sound accompanied none of the four porn films. Mick had muted all of them.“Janelle was so special,” Mick said tenderly, nodding toward the video wall, referring to his lost girlfriend. “One cool swingin’ chick.”Although See that? Every one of those guys just loves her. Men loved Janelle. She was truly groovy.”Mick’s voice swelled with wistful longing. In spite of all his Hefnerian hipness, he had a sentimental streak.“I just got back from Trotter’s in Malibu,” Corky revealed.“You kill the son of a bitch yet?”“Not yet. You know I need him for a while.”“Oh, look at that.”“She’s really something.”“You’d think that would hurt.” his Bart Simpson pajamas might seem frivolous, Mick dwelt in a somber memorial mood. All four screens featured classics from Janelle’s extensive filmography.Pointing to the upper-right-hand screen in the four-screen stack, Mick said, “That thing she’s doing right there, no one—no one—ever did that in film before or since.”“I doubt anyone else could,” Corky said, because the eye-popping trick in which Janelle was vigorously engaged involved her legendary flexibility, for which perhaps she alone among all humanity carried the necessary gene.Referring to his gal’s costars in the upper-right-hand video, Mick said, “Those four guys love her.

Edmund Blair Leighton The Accolade painting

2008-12-16T22:25:00.000-08:00

Edmund Blair Leighton The Accolade paintingIvan Constantinovich Aivazovsky The Ninth Wave paintingFrank Dicksee Romeo and Juliet painting
ninety each of O, W, and E.Owe. Woe. Wee woo. Ewe woo.Beside the cookie jar lay Paws for Reflection, the hardcover book by Donald Gainsworth, who had trained guide dogs for the blind and service dogs for people in wheelchairs.Beetles, snails, foreskins, pin it with his stare, as in the bathroom at Dunny’s penthouse apartment.For the glass of water, he went into the kitchen, where no mirrors hung.Curiously, his attention was drawn to the wall-mounted telephone cookie jar with tiles, book ...Next to the book stood the sutured apple opened to reveal the doll’s eye. THE EYE IN THE APPLE? THE WATCHFUL WORM? THE WORM OF ORIGINAL SIN? DO WORDS HAVE ANY PURPOSE OTHER THAN CONFUSION?Ethan had a headache. He probably ought to be grateful that a headache was all he had, after dying twice.Leaving the six gifts from Reynerd on the desk, he went into the bathroom. He took a bottle of aspirin and shook a pair of tablets into his hand.He intended to draw a glass of water from the bathroom sink and take the aspirin. When he glanced in the mirror, however, he found himself looking at his reflection only briefly, then searching for a shadowy form that shouldn’t be there, that might slide away from his eyes as he tried to

Guido Reni Angel of the Annunciation painting

2008-12-12T00:10:00.000-08:00

Guido Reni Angel of the Annunciation paintingFrancois Boucher Venus Consoling Love paintingFrancois Boucher The Toilet of Venus painting
the hotel, where the arriving and departing vehicles seem to be those makes that retail for six figures, he leaves his car with valet parking. He tips the attendant twenty bucks, going in, because he’s not likely to be around long enough to spend all his cash on pleasures for himself.The sumptuous luxury of the lobby embraces him with such warmth of color, texture, and form that Dunny could easily forget that the night outside is cold and rainy.Richly deal. Connections are being secured here; money is being made; sexual excesses are being plotted.These people are energetic, optimistic, flirtatious, loud, and convinced of their immortality.In the manner that Cary Grant once navigated crowded parties in the movies, as though skating while everyone around him walked with leg weights, Dunny glides past the bar, among the paneled, expensively appointed, lighted for romance, a textbook on glamorous decor, the hotel bar is huge, but crowded in spite of its size.[213] Every woman in sight, regardless of age, is beautiful, by either the grace of God or the knife of a good surgeon. Half the men are as handsome as movie stars, and the other half think they are.Most of these people work in the entertainment industry. No actors, but agents and studio executives, publicists and producers.In another hotel, elsewhere in the city, you might hear several foreign tongues, but in this place only English is spoken, and only that narrow but colorful version of English known as the dialect of the

Jean Fragonard The Bolt painting

2008-12-10T23:04:00.000-08:00

Jean Fragonard The Bolt paintingJoaquin Sorolla y Bastida The Milkmaid paintingJoaquin Sorolla y Bastida The Beach at Biarritz paintingJoaquin Sorolla y Bastida Resting Bacchante painting
grizzled beard in wet ravelings of mist and drab drizzles, the hard face of night had not quite yet appeared.On a west-side street of art galleries, of high-end shops, of restaurants in which elitist attitude was served more efficiently than the food, Ethan tucked the Expedition tight up against a red curb, two wheels in a flooded were an hour away from opening their doors. Early lamplight gilded the dripping leaves of curbside trees and transformed the wet sidewalk into a path paved with pirates’ treasure.Without umbrella, Ethan moved in the shelter of shop awnings, all of which were tan or forest-green, silver or black, except for that in front of Forever Roses, which was a deep coral-pink.The florist’s shop might as aptly have been named Only Roses, gutter, confident that the parking patrol issued tickets far less enthusiastically in foul weather than in fair.The in this neighborhood, seeking a sophisticated and exclusive clientele, stood behind shop fronts without flash, relying on subdued signage. Mere money whispers.The retail shops were not yet closed, and most restaurants

Frederic Edwin Church Cross in the Wilderness painting

2008-12-10T01:26:00.000-08:00

Frederic Edwin Church Cross in the Wilderness paintingFrederic Edwin Church Rainy Season in the Tropics paintingWilliam Merritt Chase Idle Hours paintingWilliam Merritt Chase Reflections painting
submersible ascending from an ocean trench, and drove toward the exit, but Ethan alone was on foot.Mottled by years of sooty exhaust fumes that formed enigmatic and taunting Rorschach blots, the low gray ceiling appeared to press lower, lower, as he walked farther into the garage. Like the hull of a submarine, the walls THE ARMENIAN RESTAURANT ON PICO Boulevard had the atmosphere of a Jewish delicatessen, a menu featuring food so delicious that it would inspire a condemned man to smile through his last meal, and more plainclothes cops and film-industry types together in one place than you would find anywhere outside of seemed barely able to hold back a devastating weight of sea, a crushing pressure.Step by step, Ethan expected to discover that he wasn’t after all alone on foot. Beyond each SUV, behind every concrete column, an old friend might wait, his condition mysterious and his purpose unknowable.Ethan reached the Expedition without incident.No one waited for him in the vehicle.Behind the steering wheel, even before he started the engine, he locked the doors

Claude Monet The Petite Bras of the Seine at Argenteuil painting

2008-12-08T00:31:00.000-08:00

Claude Monet The Petite Bras of the Seine at Argenteuil paintingClaude Monet The House on the River Zaan in Zaandam paintingClaude Monet The Fields of Poppies paintingClaude Monet The Corner of the Garden at Montgeron painting
the post How to Save Time in the Long Term, I wrote that we need to minimize our potential regret to save a lot of time in the future. The reason is that we lose more time not by how we do things but by what we don’t do. So I made a list of things that might give me the biggest regrets in the future if I don’t do them. This is my personal list but many of the items are applicable to everyone.That’s why you need to diversify your income. Diversifying your income gives you a safety net to prevent financial problems. Here are some tips on income diversification:
Income diversification prevents financial problemsOne of the items in my list is income diversification. Not diversifying my income is something that could make me regret in the future. The risk is clear: I would get financial problems if my primary source of income disappear. There is definitely no fun in seeing your income drops to zero or near zero especially when you have a family to feed. I’m afraid that this is a potential problem for many people, in particular those who work as employees. If for some reasons they lose their jobs, there is a possibility that they will fall into financial problems.

Thomas Kinkade The Garden of Prayer painting

2008-12-05T00:52:00.000-08:00

Thomas Kinkade The Garden of Prayer paintingThomas Kinkade Lombard Street painting
give. It need not be said that I refused to listen. The Men of Minas Tirith are true to their word.' But what he thought that the Lady had offered him Boromir did not tell.And as for Frodo, he would not speak, though Boromir pressed him with questions. `She held you long in her gaze, Ring-bearer,' he said.`Yes,' said Frodo; `but whatever came into my mind then I will keep there.'`Well, have a care! ' said Boromir. `I do not feel too sure of this Elvish Lady
Thomas Kinkade Lakeside Manor paintingThomas Kinkade cottage by the sea painting
ended lamely.All of them, it seemed, had fared alike: each had felt that he was offered a choice between a shadow full of fear that lay ahead, and something that he greatly desired: clear before his mind it lay, and to get it he had only to turn aside from the road and leave the Quest and the war against Sauron to others.`And it seemed to me, too,' said Gimli, `that my choice would remain secret and known only to myself.''To me it seemed exceedingly strange,' said Boromir. `Maybe it was only a test, and she thought to read our thoughts for her own good purpose; but almost I should have said that she was tempting us, and offering what she pretended to have the power to and her purposes.'`Speak no evil of the Lady Galadriel! ' said Aragorn sternly. 'You know not what you say. There is in her and in this land no evil, unless a man bring it hither himself. Then let him beware! But tonight I shall sleep without fear for the first time since I left Rivendell. And may I sleep deep, and forget for a while

Thomas Gainsborough River Landscape painting

2008-12-03T23:26:00.000-08:00

Thomas Gainsborough River Landscape painting
how the world will bewhen winter comes without a spring that I shall ever see.
For still there are so many things that I have never seen:in every wood in every spring there is a different green.
I sit beside the fire and think of people long ago,and people who will see a world that I shall never know.
But all the while I sit and think of times there were before,I listen for returning feet and voices at the door.It was a cold grey do not doubt that news of the discomfiture of the Riders has already reached him, and he will be filled with wrath. Soon now his spies on foot and wing will be abroad in the northern lands. Even of the sky above you must beware as you go on your way.'The Company took little gear of war, for their hope was in secrecy not in battle
Thomas Gainsborough Mr and Mrs Andrews paintingSandro Botticelli Madonna and Child paintingSandro Botticelli La Primavera painting

day near the end of December. The East Wind was streaming through the bare branches of the trees, and seething in the dark pines on the hills. Ragged clouds were hurrying overhead, dark and low. As the cheerless shadows of the early evening began to fall the Company made ready to set out. They were to start at dusk, for Elrond counselled them to journey under cover of night as often as they could, until they were far from Rivendell.`You should fear the many eyes of the servants of Sauron,' he said. 'I

Hopper Sunlight on Brownstones

2008-12-02T23:13:00.001-08:00

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They followed the track for some while, for it offered much the easiest way down, but they went cautiously, and their anxiety increased as they came into the dark woods, and the path grew plainer and broader. Suddenly coming out of a belt of fir-trees it ran steeply down a slope, and turned sharply to the left round the comer of a rocky shoulder of the hill. When they came to the comer they looked round and saw that the path us get away. Now we know who made the path -and we had better get off it quick.''There is no need, I think,' said Strider, coining out. 'It is certainly a troll-hole, but it seems to have been long forsaken. I don't think we need be afraid. But let us go on down warily, and we shall see.'The path went on again from the door, and turning to the right again across the level space plunged ran on over a level strip under the face of a low cliff overhung with trees. In the stony wall there was a door hanging crookedly ajar upon one great hinge.Outside the door they all halted. There was a cave or rock-chamber behind, but in the gloom inside nothing could be seen. Strider, Sam, and Merry pushing with all their strength managed to open the door a little wider, and then Strider and Merry went in. They did not go far, for on the floor lay many old bones, and nothing else was to be seen near the entrance except some great empty jars and broken pots.'Surely this is a troll-hole, if ever there was one!' said Pippin. 'Come out, you two, and let

Matisse Blue Still Life

2008-12-01T21:56:00.000-08:00

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was going to let them pass unhindered after all.But after a while the air began to get hot and stuffy. The trees drew close again on either side, and they could no longer see far ahead. Now stronger than ever they felt again the ill will of the wood pressing on them. So silent was it that the fall of their ponies’ hoofs, rustling on dead branch fell from an old overhanging tree with a crash into the path. The trees seemed to close in before them.‘They do not like all that about ending and failing,’ said Merry. ‘I should not sing any more at present. Wait till we do get to the edge, and then we’ll turn and give them a rousing chorus!’He spoke cheerfully, and if he felt any great anxiety, he did not show it. The others did not answer.leaves and occasionally stumbling on hidden roots, seemed to thud in their ears. Frodo tried to sing a song to encourage them, but his voice sank to a murmur.O! Wanderers in the shadowed landdespair not! For though dark they stand,all woods there be must end at last,and see the open sun go past:the setting sun, the rising sun,the day’s end, or the day begun.For east or west all woods must fail…Fail - even as he said the word his voice faded into silence. The air seemed heavy and the making of words wearisome. Just behind them a large

Da Vinci Ceiling decoration

2008-12-01T01:13:00.000-08:00

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shudder. What sort of a fellow was he? says I to the Gaffer. I don’t know, says he; but he wasn’t a hobbit. He was tall and black-like, and he stooped aver me. I reckon it was one of the Big Folk from foreign parts. He spoke funny.‘I couldn’t stay to hear more, sir, since you were waiting; and I didn’t give much heed to it myself. The Gaffer is getting old, and more than a bit blind, and it must have been near dark when this fellow come up the Hill and found him taking the air at the end of our Row. I hope he hasn’t done no harm, sir, nor me.’this rider and the Gaffer’s stranger,’ said Pippin. ‘We left Hobbiton secretly enough, and I don’t see how he could have followed us.’‘What about the smelling, sir?’ said Sam. ‘And the Gaffer said he was a black chap.’‘I wish I had waited for Gandalf,’ Frodo muttered. ‘But perhaps it would only have made matters worse.’‘Then you know or guess something about this rider?’ said Pippin, who had caught the muttered words.‘The Gaffer can’t be blamed anyway,’ said Frodo. ‘As a matter of fact I heard him talking to a stranger, who seemed to be inquiring for me, and I nearly went and asked him who it was. I wish I had, or you had told me about it before. I might have been more careful on the road.’‘Still, there may be no connexion between

Volegov River of Dreams

2008-11-28T22:01:00.001-08:00

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silence, and one or two of the Tooks pricked up their ears.Indeed, for Three Purposes! First of all, to tell you that I am immensely fond of you all, and that eleventy-one years is too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits. Tremendous outburst of approval./ don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. This was unexpected and rather difficult. There was some scattered clapping, but most of them were trying to work it out and see if it came to a Gross, if I may use the expression. No cheers. This was ridiculous. Many of his guests, and especially the Sackville-Bagginses, were insulted, feeling sure they had only been asked to fill up the required number, like goods in a package. ‘One Gross, indeed! Vulgar expression.’It is also, if I may be allowed to refer to ancient history, the anniversary of my arrival by barrel at Esgaroth on the compliment.Secondly, to celebrate my birthday. Cheers again. / should say: OUR birthday. For it is, of course, also the birthday of my heir and nephew, Frodo. He comes of age and into his inheritance today. Some perfunctory clapping by the elders; and some loud shouts of ‘Frodo! Frodo! Jolly old Frodo,’ from the juniors. The Sackville-Bagginses scowled, and wondered what was meant by ‘coming into his inheritance’. Together we score one hundred and forty-four. Your numbers were chosen to fit this remarkable total: One Long Lake; though the fact that it was my birthday slipped my memory on that occasion. I was

Shotwells AQUA VIEW

2008-11-27T22:10:00.000-08:00

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And now they shouted, now they yelled in triumph and stamped their feet, and through his eyelids, Harry saw bursts of red and silver light shoot into the air in celebration.

　　　Still feigning death on the ground, he understood. Narcissa knew that the only way she would be permitted to enter Hogwarts,to humiliation to prove Voldemort's victory. He was lifted into the air, and it took all his determination to remain limp, yet the pain he expected did not come. He was thrown once, twice, three times into the air. His glasses flew off and he felt his wand slide a little beneath
and find her son, was as part of the conquering army. She no longer cared whether Voldemort won.

　　　"You see?" screeched Voldemort over the tumult. "Harry Potter is dead by my hand, and no man alive can threaten me now! Watch! Crucio!"

　　　Harry had been expecting it, knew his body would not be allowed to remain unsullied upon the forest floor; it must be subjected

Felisky Bottle With A View

2008-11-27T00:45:00.000-08:00

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The corridor dissolved, and the scene took a little longer to reform: Harry seemed to fly through shifting shapes and colors until his surroundings solidified again and he stood on a hilltop, forlorn and cold in the darkness, the wind whistling through the branches of a few leafless trees. The adult Snape was panting, turning on the spot, his wand gripped tightly in his hand, waiting for something or for someone… His fear infected Harry too, even though he knew that he could not be harmed, and he looked over his shoulder, wondering what it was that Snape was waiting for –
"Don't kill me!" "That was not my intention." 　　　Any sound of Dumbledore Apparating had been drowned by the sound of the wind in the branches. He stood before Snape with his robes
　　　Then a blinding, jagged jet of white light flew through the air. Harry thought of lightning, but Snape had dropped to his knees and his wand had flown out of his hand.

Gerome Carpet Merchant in Cairo

2008-11-26T00:52:00.000-08:00

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The time has come for Slytherin House to decide upon its loyalties," interrupted Professor McGonagall. "Go and wake your students, Horace."

　　　Harry did not stay to watch Slughorn splutter. He and Luna stayed after Professor McGonagall, who had taken up a position in the middle of the corridor and raised her wand.
'P-Peeves?" stammered Filch as though he had never heard the name before. 　　　"Yes, Peeves, you fool, Peeves! Haven't you been complaining about him for a quarter of a century? Go and fetch him, at once. 　　　Filch evidently thought Professor McGonagall had taken leave
"Piertotum---oh, for heaven's sake, Filch, not now---"

　　　The aged caretaker had just come hobbling into view, shouting "Students out of bed! Students in the corridors!"

　　　"They're supposed to be you blithering idiot!" shouted McGonagall. "Now go and do something constructive! Find Peeves!"

Fantin-Latour White Cup And Saucer

2008-11-24T21:14:00.000-08:00

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were ripped apart at his feet, a disinterred golden box lay open and empty beside the hole, and Voldemort's scream of fury vibrated inside his head.
discovered the loss of one of the other Horcruxes. Time was running out fast: If Voldemort chose to visit Hogwarts next, they would miss their chance. 　　　"We need to get going," he said, and their expressions told him that they understood.
　　　With an enormous effort he pulled out of Voldemort's mind again, back to where he stood, swaying, in the Room of Requirement, sweat pouring from his face and Ron holding him up.

　　　"Are you all right, Harry?" Neville was saying. "What to sit down? I expect you're tired, aren't -- ?"

　　　"No," said Harry. He looked at Ron and Hermione, trying to tell them without words that Voldemort had just

Renoir Young Spanish Woman with a Guitar

2008-11-23T19:57:00.000-08:00

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Hermione looked utterly bewildered, but to Harry's enormous relief she accepted the bizarre turn of events without comment.

　　　The old goblin behind the counter clapped his hands and a younger goblin approached.
"Wait – Bogrod!" Another goblin came scurrying around the counter.
　　　"I shall need the Clankers," he told the goblin, who dashed away and returned a moment later with a leather bag that seemed to be full of jangling metal, which he handed to his senior. "Good, good! S, if you will follow me, Madam Lestrange," said the old goblin, hopping down off his stool and vanishing from sight. "I shall take you to your vault."

　　　He appeared around the end of the counter, jogging happily toward them, the contents of the leather bag still jingling. Travers was now standing quite still with his mouth hanging wide open. Ron was drawing attention to this odd phenomenon by regarding Travers with confusion.

Knight A Summer's Folly

2008-11-21T21:33:00.000-08:00

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Ollivander swallowed.

"Necessary? No, I should not say that it is necessary to kill."

　　　"There are legends, though," said Harry, and as his heart rate quickened, the pain in his scar became more intense; he was sure that Voldemort has decided to put his idea into action. "Legends about a wand – or wands – that have been passed from hand to hand by murder."
　　　"I – how?" croaked Ollivander, and he looked appealingly at Ron and Hermione for help. "How do you know this?" 　　　"He wanted you to tell him how to overcome the connection between our wands," said Harry.
　　　Ollivander turned pale. Against the snowy pillow he was light gray, and his eyes were enormous, bloodshot, and bulging with what looked like fear.

"Only one wand, I think," he whispered.

"And You-Know-Who is interested in it, isn't he?" asked Harry.

Sarto Madonna della Scala

2008-11-20T23:32:00.000-08:00

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The Tale of the Three Brothers

　　　Harry turned to look at Ron and Hermione. Neither of them seemed to have understood what Xenophilius had said either.

"The Deathly Hallows?"

　　　"That's right," said Xenophilius. "You haven't heard of them? I'm not surprised. Very, very few wizards believe. Witness that knuckle-headed young at Ron, "who attacked me for sporting the symbol of a well-known Dark wizard! Such ignorance. There is nothing Dark about the Hallows – at least not in that crude sense. One simply uses the symbol to reveal oneself to other believers, in the hope that they might help one with the Quest."

He stirred several lumps of sugar into his Gurdyroot infusion and drank some.

"I'm sorry," said Harry, "I still don't really understand."

Gockel The Tree II

2008-11-19T21:51:00.000-08:00

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judging by the weight of the footsteps....

　　　Harry had no strength to lift his head and see his savior's identity. All he could do was raise a shaking hand to his throat and feel the place where the locket had cut tightly into his flesh. It was gone. Someone had cut him free. Then a panting voice spoke from over his head.

"Are -- you -- mental?"
　　　"Why the hell," panted Ron, holding up the Horcrux, which swung backward and forward on its shortened chain in some parody of hypnosis, "didn't you take the thing off before you dived?"
　　　Nothing but the shock of hearing that voice could have given Harry the strength to get up. Shivering violently, he staggered to his feet. There before him stood Ron, fully dressed but drenched to the skin, his hair plastered to his face, the sword of Gryffindor in one hand and the Horcrux dangling from its broken chain in the other.

O'Keeffe From the Faraway Nearby 1937

2008-11-18T21:51:00.000-08:00

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The snow here had become impacted: It was hard and slippery where people had trodden on it all day. Villagers were Hermione.

"Is it?"

He had lost track of the date; they had not seen a newspaper for weeks.

　　　"I'm sure it is," said Hermione, her eyes upon the church. "They . . . they'll be in there, won't they? Your mum and dad? I can see the graveyard behind it."

　　　Harry felt a thrill of something that was beyond excitement, more like fear. Now that he was so near, he wondered whether he wanted to see

Titian Sacred and Profane Love [detail] painting

2008-11-17T19:36:00.000-08:00

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Hermione's Patronus vanished with a pop as she turned a horror struck face to Harry.

"Harry, if we're trapped here – !"

　　　"We won't be if we move fast," said Harry. He addressed the silent group behind them, who were all gawping at him.

"Who's got wands?"Harry knew at once that they were in trouble. The Atrium was full of people moving from fireplace to fireplace, sealing them off.

"Harry!" squeaked Hermione. "What are we going to – ?"

About half of them raised their hands.

　　　"Okay, all of you who haven't got wands need to attach yourself to somebody who has. We'll need to be fast before they stop us. Come on."

　　　They managed to cram themselves into two lifts. Harry's Patronus stood sentinel before the golden grilles as they shut and the lifts began to rise.

"Level eight," said the witch's cool voice, "Atrium."